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    Tragedy follows in the wake of the Afton family in almost every universe where they exist. Even this one. Even this one set in a fantastical, and vaguely medieval, world, where creatures even darker than vengeful spirits roam in the shadows. Even this one where animatronics become automatons, miracles of steel and steam, and where everyone wears a new name, a new face. A circus that leaves death in its wake, while the lights distract the world from its dark corners.

    Why William Afton did what he did, varies from universe to universe, from pure sadistic pleasure, to scientific curiosity, to grief. In this universe it was all driven by a desperate grief. The tighter he tried to hold onto his loved ones, the more damage he did…

    Messing with things you don’t fully understand has consequences and everyone is paying the price for one man’s grief.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Instead of wasting away waiting for a rat to surface, Sirius decides to ensure Harry's happiness- whatever the price

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    13 Dec 2025

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    When seven-year-old Harry Potter speaks to a serpent in the London Zoo, he doesn’t just unlock a door; he draws the attention of someone watching. Morticia Addams, matriarch of the famously macabre Addams Family, recognizes the signs of suppressed magic and wounded potential. Upon discovering the boy’s name and the cruelty he’s endured, she makes a decision with all the grace and finality of a guillotine.
    Harry Potter is coming home with them.
    Raised among poison gardens, swordplay at breakfast, and cousins who play with guillotines instead of toys, Harry finds something in the Addams manor he never knew existed: a family that not only accepts the dark, strange parts of him, but celebrates them. Under the watchful eyes of Morticia and Gomez, alongside Wednesday, Pugsley, Thing, and the rest of the delightfully eerie household, Harry grows into something the wizarding world never expected.
    Confident. Unafraid. Powerful.
    So when Hogwarts finally comes calling, they are not prepared for this Harry Potter, and he is no longer alone...

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    13 Dec 2025

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    Sirius stopped, looking down at the scrubby little kid sitting on a muggle trash bag on the side of the road. "You okay, kid?" He asked, hoping that this wouldn't take too long. He had a schedule to keep, a Moony to find, and a Headmaster to avoid. Not to mention, he still had to buy everything one needed to house an eight-year-old wizard.

    "Fine," the kid sniffled unconvincingly. "I'm just waiting."

    "Waiting for what?" There was nothing around, just an old field and some scraggly stone walls that were older than the neighboring village.

    "My...godfather," the boy said hesitantly, glancing up. "Sir, um...do you know someone named...Sirius Black?"

    After spending seven years in Azkaban, the truth about Peter's betrayal comes to light, and Sirius is released. He's pissed, slightly off his rocker, and determined to bring the remnants of his family back together again. If only it were that easy.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    The Order of the Phoenix reads the Books. How many things will change when the Adults around Harry's life realize they have failed him or when Harry understands he has the right to say no.

    In this first chapter, we will be reading half of the first book.

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    10 Dec 2025

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