Dr_Turnips
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Here I’ll Stay by Dr_Turnips
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
08 Sep 2026
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In all honesty, Cale had intended to keep the thoughtless promise to On that he would be there when she woke up from her nap. After all, he’s not such trash that he would lie to a child, a sick one no less. Yet here he was. A liar, apparently.
‘What did I do to deserve this.’ Was all Cale could think as he stared at the stone wall ahead of him. The chains on his wrists were awfully tight.
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Cale and Hong are snatched away while looking after On who had fallen sick that morning. With a sick kitten and now two of their own taken, the rest of the group are finally pushed beyond the edge of rationality and decide excessive violence is the only promising solution.
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Identity Theft by KitCat992
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
16 Apr 2019
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It's been months since the events of Civil War, and the Avengers are doing their best to remain a team, having promised to forgive and forget. Unfortunately for them, Tony Stark's latest invention has been stolen and recovering it causes tension to reappear.
Meanwhile, in Queens, Peter Parker has two big priorities on his plate — complete his midterm finals, and track down a fishbowl wearing criminal that may or may not lead him right into the hands of the Avengers.
Somehow, between all of this, Spider-Man's identity is revealed to his favorite heroes, Steve and Tony's friendship may become permanently be damaged by continued hidden secrets, and Happy struggles to buy a youth-sized casket for Peter's funeral.
Things were a lot easier when they were fighting over Bucky Barnes.
(Or: The Avengers welcome Peter into their crazy superhero family and will do anything to protect him.)
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- Part 1 of Identity Saga
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11 Sep 2026
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Attempt #2 by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
15 Jun 2022
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Cale is blackmailed by Alberu — the prince said please — into attending a ball at the royal palace.
He doesn’t want to be there, surrounded by the sycophantic nobles that gossip about how much of a hero he is. He wishes he’d stayed home.He really should have just stayed home.
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- Part 2 of The Cale Henituse Protection Squad
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10 Sep 2026
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Long Story Short (It Was A Bad Time) Or AIs Don't Forget by peacockgirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
07 Dec 2022
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Turns out magic doesn't affect AIs. Karen is Peter's only link to his old life, and helps him hold on when he gets low.
Meanwhile, in Upstate New York, Tony struggles with the inexplicable certainty that he's lost a kid.Until Peter gets hurt, and Karen tells FRIDAY ...
Set in that wonderful AU world where Tony survives Endgame, and our boy (eventually) gets all the hugs he needs and deserves.
Runner up in the 2022 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper Category
Winner of the 2023 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper CategorySeries
- Part 1 of Finding the Way Home
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22 Aug 2026
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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14 May 2026
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Don't Let the Taumoeba Bite by Bubbl3zdaSeaOtter37
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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Eridian brains shut down almost completely when they sleep, that’s why they watch over each other during their sporadic sleep cycles. There’s very little activity going on in there, except for the individual worker organisms going around and fixing things up. Eridian’s brains “reactivate” once their bodies are good and ready to wake up, and not earlier. The point is, they don’t experience anything remotely similar to human dreams.
So, how do I explain nightmares to someone who literally cannot dream?
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OR, Ryland Grace is more deeply affected by their experiences with life and death than he lets on... at least while awake. As his and Rocky's mission progresses, sleep becomes something Grace dreads, for fear of what his unconscious mind will put him through. Rocky, in typical Rocky fashion, approaches the problem with the best solutions he has to offer.Bookmarked by Dr_Turnips
30 Apr 2026