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“Yeah, sure, steal my bird and then insult my clothing. Why not?” He waves a hand flippantly but Sirius stands up shocked.
“Wait, what?”
“Which part are you confused by?” the man seethes, eyes narrowed dangerously. “The part where I know you’re sleeping with my girl, or the part where you insulted my clothes two seconds ago.”
“The first - I’m very aware about the cardigan joke.”
“There’s no point in playing dumb, I fucking know.” The other sighs, all of the wind gone from his sails, shoulders slumping as he rakes a hand through disheveled curls, damp from the spitting mist outside. “Reversed the number on her phone found the billing address.”
“I didn’t steal your girl, mate. I mean, I’m fucking sorry because that’s horrible, but it wasn’t me.” A snarl pulls up the others lip, he glares with disdain, but Sirius holds his hands up before he can continue. “I’m gay, for fucks sake. Like, really, really, gay. You’ve got the wrong bloke.”
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Much Ado About Dwarrow by SyrringaVulgarris
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
04 Mar 2026
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Bilbo Baggins of Bag End wasn’t a respectable hobbit. He was a foul-mouthed bachelor, ready to avoid any guests, not engage in any adventures, and fight tooth and nail for his silverware.
Too bad Master Baggins found himself in a company of one Thorin Oakenshield, who managed to irritate the hobbit ever since the damned dwarf stepped a foot over the threshold of his smial and whisk him on an unexpected journey…During which, dwarrow King had done nothing, but shout at him to shut up, go home, and be less of a burden.
And know everyone was telling Bilbo, that His Irritating Majesty was in love with him.
What was all of that about?Much Ado About Nothing, the Hobbit version.
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07 Mar 2026
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In the end, it doesn’t matter. None of it fucking matters. Because what’s really in control is the tension. This elusive string tied between their chests that’s always changing length. Right now it’s so short and taught and strong that Will can’t imagine resisting it. So really, it was never a matter of if he would. Just when. When will he fold? When will he let go and let himself follow Mike into the water?
He dares to glance down at his knees, where he can see Mike’s fingers peeking out from behind his calves (as if he needed that visual reminder that they’re touching), and then back up to meet Mike’s expectant gaze.
He’s going to do it. He’s such a fucking idiot.
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Mike & Will have a long overdue conversation on the way back to Hawkins— by, in, and around a random motel pool.
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04 Mar 2026
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Tossing Hearts by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Oct 2024
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Bilbo has not caught something since he was a lad and accidentally caught the flower that Bertie Proudfoot was tossing to see if anyone was interested in her. It had taken a lot of practice and restraint but he was quite proud of the fact that he no longer flinched when someone threw something at him. For even that sort of reaction meant something to the hobbit tossing their heart. And while he’d always been careful to never throw anything that someone might be able to catch, he couldn’t have prepared himself for their quest.
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20 Feb 2026
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The Five Times Bilbo Didn't Realize That He Was Holding Thorin's Hand and The One Time He Did It On Purpose by blossomsvoid
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Oct 2024
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Bilbo wasn’t even aware he was doing it, Thorin was sure of it. At first he thought that it would stop as soon as he left his sick bed, that Bilbo was just holding his hand to make sure he was alive. Now he knew it was just an unconscious action that Bilbo was compelled to do when he was in any proximity to him.
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the five times bilbo didn't realize that he was holding thorin's hand and the one time he did it on purpose.
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19 Feb 2026