Dumbanddevin



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  1. Summary

    Just a bunch of one-shots following a rough timeline.

    Btw, it says 1-A because that’s the name a lot of people recognize, but they are all in their third year. There is no explicit sexual content, but there is some implied.

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    "Love is the pursuit of the whole" - Plato

    Some things, Bilbo learned, are simply not meant to be parted.

    A case in point.

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    16 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AHHHHH

  2. Rec 91

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    "Your sharp tongue might have worked on every man from the Mediterranean to the strangers of the north," Penelope tells him, grabbing Odysseus by the chin and shaking him. "But you are not getting out of holding court."

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    02 Sep 2024

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    Helen tells her cousin Penelope about her chosen suitor, while Penelope is hiding her own suitor under her bed.

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    31 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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    King Tyndareus seeks a husband for Helen and the first to arrive is Odysseus, Prince of Ithaca. He means to ask for Helen's hand, but first meets her unwed cousin, Lady Penelope, and immediately loses the plot.

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    30 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    They make me feel so many feelings

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    “You spent twenty years trying to come home.” Penelope says. Her hand is now playing with his hair, and he is almost ashamed of how much he loves her gentleness. Almost. He has long thrown overboard any guilt about taking what he needs to survive. Still, he shakes sometimes under her touch. “You are here now - and yet, when I look at you, you seem to still be away.”
    There’s a false calmness in her voice. She is upset - not with him, but with herself. Understanding smacks his mind like a rough wave against a ship. He pulls away, so he can look at wife. He props his head up  on his arm, and waits until their eyes lock to speak.
    “I do not miss it, Penelope.” He says.

    A few months after their reunion, Odysseus and Penelope have a lazy morning together.

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    30 Aug 2024