12 Works by Dykotomy

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    Summary

    Aziraphale stood dutifully in the hallway, stealing glances at his potential – colleague? Replacement? – as he took his boss’s coat.

     

     

     

    Anthony was tall, slim, conventionally attractive, with a startling shock of dyed red hair. Unsure of the etiquette, Aziraphale took his coat too, revealing the cute little leather waistcoat, tight black t-shirt and even tighter black leggings he wore underneath. His clothing left little to the imagination and Aziraphale wondered if he’d been required to wear it or chosen it for himself.

     

     

     

    “Look at him!” exclaimed Gabriel, jovial and a little tipsy. “Would you believe I found this specimen in a brothel? What a waste!” He gave his new prize a playful smack on the rump.
    Aziraphale always used to blush or lower his gaze meekly to the floor when Gabriel did such things to him, but Anthony raised an eyebrow flirtatiously and wiggled his hips a little, offering Gabriel more. Gabriel chuckled, delighted, and patted the redhead’s behind.

     

     

     

    “I’m saving you for later,” he told him, and turned to Aziraphale. “What’s for dinner?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,821
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    359
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    6,578
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    Summary

    "I just wanted a kiss, you know? Or even a hug! I'd have settled for a hug!" ~Cheese

    Not a fix-it, just a tweak-it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    74
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    Summary

    New York, 2015.
    Two supernatural/ethereal entities in the guise of human tourists are on the loose in the greatest city in the world...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    56
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    Summary

    Stuck in a horrendous downpour, Aziraphale is certain he's the only one seeking shelter in a convenient bothy during a spot of twitching. How very wrong he is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,945
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,000
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    Summary

    England, 1632

    There are only so many times a demon can cheat when tossing a coin before his angelic adversary becomes suspicious...

    A birthday 666 for the delightful Pepper Bird!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    32
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    Summary

    I know it's hard to remember who's who and what's going on when I only publish one chapter every 3-4 weeks, so here's a quick ready-reference to help refresh your memory before you read the latest chapter!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    362
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    Summary

    Is it weird and arrogant to republish a tumblr ficlet on AO3? Hopefully not

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    629
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    60
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    Summary

    Short sweet and silly, like all the best things in life!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    721
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    182
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    London, 1870: a wealthy gentleman takes a stroll through the dockside area of East London, perusing the sex workers plying their trade in the dark labyrinth of alleys. When a handsome redhead offers to fellate him for a shilling, he decides instead to take this rough, beautiful creature to the privacy of a hotel to enjoy him more extensively...
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    London, 2050: a masochistic demon devises an elaborate and kinky Victorian role play that his angelic husband is more than happy to indulge in...

     

    “On another occasion, I might have taken great pleasure in giving you some sorely needed discipline,” Aziraphale purrs. “You’d have liked that, wouldn’t you, to lay your bare backside across my lap, take a good hard spanking as I taught you how to show proper respect to your betters?”
    Crowley realises that in his blatant enjoyment he’s slipped a little out of role. Well, a lot out of role. He whips his head round. “No! don’t you dare!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,904
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,712
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    The angel came up behind him and kissed the crook of his neck. Crowley tilted his head back to grant easier kissing access, and the reward was as tender as he’d hoped. Soft angelic kisses and soft angelic hands wrapped round his torso, sliding under his shirt…
    “Transforming into a snake?” a sultry angelic voice whispers in his ear, “Really my dear, if you want some opportunities to be
    naughtier, you only need ask...”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,378
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    821
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    The door bangs open and rebounds off the wall. The demons jump to their feet, keeping their eyes fixed to the floor.
    A pair of shiny black boots pace across their vision. The clicking of those heels is the only sound. Then, a sigh.
    “Right. You.” Their Lord points at a gawky goat demon with black horns.
    “And you, new boy.” A plump bear demon.
    “The rest of you, go away.”
    The two selected demons follow the dark figure through the steel door, which slams shut behind them of its own accord...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,480
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    553
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Takes place just after the end of season 3. Another Apocalypse averted, Heaven and Hell have left the building and indeed the galaxy, and the ineffable duo finally get to have some Us Time. And then some more.

     

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    “You… we… your mouth… ngk…” Crowley materialises black silk pyjamas onto himself, with a charming crimson trim, feeling self-conscious beside the fully-dressed angel.
    “…You were
    in me.”

     

    “Yes dear. A few times. And you in me. You seemed to like it.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,654
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,674

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