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    Harry Potter is not a kind boy.

    Maybe he was once, when he was younger, but not anymore. He can't be kind, if he wants to survive the Dursleys. If he were kind, he'd still be locked in the cupboard under the stairs.

    Intelligence, cunning, and shrewdness; these are what give a boy power.

    Not such trivial things as kindness.

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    What if being a Parselmouth isn’t the only trait Harry inherited from Voldemort? How would things have been different, if Harry was just a little bit more like Voldemort?

    Let's see, shall we?

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    25 Mar 2026

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    “I do sympathize with Ninth. I have a shellfish allergy too.” Yoichi confided.
    “So do I actually.” Banjo said.
    “Me too.”
    “Me too.”
    The last ones to add on were Nana and En, sounding as perplexed as all of them felt.
    Everyone looked at Hikage.
    “Oh I never had shellfish.”
    “How.”
    “Acquiring shellfish was not high on my list of priorities at the time.” Hikage said stiffly.
    Banjo raised an eyebrow. “What was on your list of priorities then?”
    “Strengthening One for All and not dying at the hands of All for One?”
    “Oh right, I forgot about that.”
    Hikage gave him an incredulous look. “How-

    “Hey Nana.” Yoichi said conversationally. “Do you happen to know if Eighth has a shellfish allergy?”

     

    (Quirks aren't the only thing One for All is stockpiling and passing down.)

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    25 Oct 2024

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    “I was just thinking,” Laios said, leaning back in his seat with his arms folded on his chest and his eyes screwed up to the ceiling. This is how it always started. Kabru braced himself for an explanation. “You're a couple years younger than me, right? And you've already done so many things that I still haven't. It doesn't make me feel bad or anything, at least most of the time. I never thought that I needed to be kissing anybody. I figured that nobody would want to do it with me so I just didn't think about it.” He tapped his fingers on his forearm and puffed out his cheeks. “You know what I mean? It's not that I don't want to. I heard it's nice. It was just better not to think about it. But now,” he went on vaguely, “I guess I kinda have to.”

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    "Vla- no, not him." Shota scowled, he would rather give up all his naps than live to see the day where Sekijiro Kan of all people became his superior. "Snipe?!"

    "Not emotionally available at the moment as he is currently battling his romantic feelings for Kayama-san." Shota shot back down.

    "For the love of god-!"

    "As you can see, me appointing you as principal is the only logical decision available,"
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    Or: Nezu goes on a week long business trip and makes Aizawa the temporary principal while he's gone, giving him all the powers the principal of UA would normally have. Aizawa, prepared to use this power to it's full capacity, silently vows to make as many changes to UA as he can in a single week. He appoints Midoriya as his secretary for the time being and together they wreak havoc among the school, showing no mercy to any obstacle in their path (And maybe becoming father and son along the way). The rest of the staff and students are left to sit back and watch as everything they know goes up in flames.

    DISCLAIMER: I do not own Boku No Hero Academia or any of the characters

    Cross posted on wattpad

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    27 May 2024