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mistaken for closeness by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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Wade groans, bonks his head against the old man's shoulder. "No. He isn't into me," he says, slowly, like he's trying to explain poker to a toddler. Which he would never do, unless it would be really funny.
"Nah, that ain't right," the old man says, in apparent disbelief. "Is that why you marched in here lookin' like you'd seen a ghost?"
"No," Wade replies. "I walked in here looking like I'd seen a ghost because something way worse happened. He says he wants to meet you."
The old man's grin could be visible from space. "Well? What'd you say?"
"Before or after I finished shitting my pants?"
(In which Logan meets the old man.)
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- Part 5 of the rule not exception
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lookin' out for you is a kind of waiting game by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
10 Sep 2025
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Wade is in deep shit. He is currently as screwed as a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory. A non-Pixar rat at a dinner party. A snowball in hell.
Things could not be worse if it were pissing down literal piss.
(In which Wade Wilson lies in the bed he made.)
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- Part 4 of the rule not exception
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he's got a soul as sweet as blood-red jam by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Aug 2025
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Wade's Inconvenient Feelings about Logan aren't going away. In point of fact, they are getting worse.
Sometimes Wade wakes up in the morning and Logan has inched closer to him in the night, so they're touching--sometimes one of Logan's whole big meaty arms is flopped over Wade's chest or stomach or back, even. Damn near a proper cuddle. And Wade doesn't move, fuck, he hardly breathes, he just lies there, electrified and tingling everywhere their skin is in contact. Scared to let on that he's awake, scared to wake Logan up and cut the moment short.
He feels like a creep. He can't stop.
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- Part 3 of the rule not exception
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i got a date; i'm a sword-swallowing whore by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Jun 2025
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Wade may have fallen for Logan under the Time Ripper, but there's no fucking way Logan fell for him back. Why the fuck would he? But when he smiles, sometimes Wade swears to god he's seen it before. That same soft look, on an older man's face.
It doesn't hurt. Wade can live with it. He can live with it.
So he watches Logan sleep, and he pines like an army wife for a man in touching distance, in kissing distance.
Close enough to lose.
(in which Wade holds out for as long as he can before he goes back to visit the old man that shot him.)
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- Part 2 of the rule not exception
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baby, i've been here before by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
29 May 2025
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The first thing Wade hears the old man say is "You gotta be fuckin' kidding."
Wade can't respond immediately, because his lungs are still knitting back together from being blown the fuck open by a shotgun, and it's hard to talk when you can't push air past your vocal cords, alright? But by the time he's pulled himself back to his feet and dusted himself off, he's back together enough that he can wheeze out a reply.
"You always greet visitors like that? Fuck, that hurt, y'know. Nothing like a shotgun blast to the solar plexus to really get you going in the morning. Fuck espresso, right? Apologies to Miss Carpenter."
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- Part 1 of the rule not exception
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there are roads left in both of our shoes by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Mar 2025
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"Now I just wanna find the ube pretzels and we can get outta here."
"And the taco seasoning," Logan says, wryly, "you know, the thing we came here for."
"God, what would I do without you?" Wade sighs dreamily, turning down a new aisle, pushing the cart merrily along in front of him. Logan smiles, watching him. Mary Puppins snorts quietly, wriggles into a more comfortable position in Logan's jacket. "Pretzels," Wade sings out, swiping a bag into the cart, "and--ah, there it is!" He reaches out, leaning across the cart to the other side of the aisle for the packet of taco seasoning he sees on the shelf, but he's just a little too far away, and--
And it doesn't matter, because the envelope flies two feet into his hand.
That's--that's not a trick of the light. That wasn't a fucking optical illusion. Wade gasps, his eyes slowly swiveling from the packet of seasoning in his hand up to meet Logan's gaze.
"Logan," he says, eyes wide and solemn as he stands there in the middle of the Trader Joe's, "I think I just used the Force."
(In which weird things happen. Threequel to Where Soul Meets Body.)
EDIT 3/8/2025: Epilogue added!
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- Part 3 of where soul meets body
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so tell me what you want (what you really, really want) by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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He stops in the doorway like a bird hitting a sliding glass door. "Holy fuck," he blurts out. "What are you doing?"
The oven is on. The timer is set for half an hour. Various bowls and canisters and implements of destruction litter the kitchen. Logan's arms are dusted with white powder, one of them cradling a large bowl and the other wielding a spoon.
Logan casts a glance over his shoulder. "Snorting cocaine," he says bluntly. "Want some?"
(Or: Five Times Logan Treated Wade's Family Like His Own, And One Time Wade Picked Up On What Was Actually Happening)
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"So... Mr. Wolverine is dead?"
"Yeah. Wait, no! I mean, he's getting better. From being dead. It's literally not a big deal."
"No offense, Mr. Pool, but it sounds like literally a big deal."
"See, this is why we didn't tell anyone when I was stuck in his brain."
"You were--?!"
"Keep up, Dopinder! When Logan and I saved literally every universe, we got quantum-entangled, part of his soul is in my head, part of my soul is in his, when one of us gets vaporized we snap into the other's head and share bodies for a while until our body grows back."
Dopinder pauses for a second, eyes flicking back and forth as he thinks, then his eyes widen and he nods in understanding. "Like Dragon Ball Z," he says, sagely.
"What? No. Not like that. It doesn't work like that in Dragon Ball Z at all."
"Like Steven Universe."
"Closer, but still not--"
(In which Logan's path to recovery after getting every bit of organic matter warped off his bones is not nearly as smooth as he expects it to be. Sequel to Where Soul Meets Body.)
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- Part 2 of where soul meets body
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like the summer into rough hands by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
13 Oct 2024
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Wade's fingertips slide up to the base of the exposed claws, where tender skin is healed fast around cooling metal. Draws the pads of his fingers carefully along either plane of one claw, stroking the skin there, and Logan draws a sharp breath.
Wade stills. "That hurt?"
Logan shakes his head, and Wade keeps going. Presses a little harder; feels Logan's fingers twitch.
Holy fuck, this is doing something for him.
(In which Logan discovers something new about himself.)
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second nature to me now by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Oct 2024
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"So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"
Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"
"Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."
Logan blinks. "Oh."
(In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)
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(despite my better efforts, it's) all for you by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Sep 2024
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"You were gonna die for me that day," Wade says into the yawning silence between them and the TV. "Under the time ripper."
Silence falls again, closing in around them like fog, slipping between them on the couch.
"Yeah," Logan says, finally. "I was."
"For me. A half-wit moron."
Logan closes his eyes. There's something like regret there. "It was less about dying for you," he explains, slow, "and more about wanting you to keep living."
"That's--that's the same thing," Wade murmurs, brow quirked, unable to keep from picking on him even now, even in this soft quiet moment. "You do realize that's the same thing, right?"
"No, it ain't, bub," Logan replies. "Not for me. Not when it's you."
(In which Wade and Logan figure some things out directly post-film.)
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- Part 2 of hellbent
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(i can't wait for you to) shut me up by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
08 Sep 2024
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The worst part of all of this, Wade thinks, is that Logan is devastatingly sexy with Wade's blood all over him, and even though he really did just verbally tear Wade a brand-new asshole, insult his ex-girlfriend, and stab him at least a hundred and fifty-three times with his horrible knife hands, Wade would still, regrettably, smash.
In fact, he'd like to.
He'd like to a lot.
(In which Wade tries a new tactic.)
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- Part 1 of hellbent
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where soul meets body by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
05 Sep 2024
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"I'll probably see you around?"
"Probably not," Logan says, something in his spine still shaking even now, and Wade looks at him with those huge dark eyes that look--hurt, maybe, heartbroken, and Logan knows he has to get up and leave before he can't.
Each step is agony increasing, the thing in his spine trembling ever-harder and then Wade calls his name and he stops, turns, sees those eyes again; pleading, desperate.
A rush of emotion slams into his hindbrain, it feels half foreign and half his own; don't do this can't do this without you please stay please stay stay stay stay let me stay stay stay
"Come home with me," Wade blurts out, and Logan finds that he's taken steps toward Wade without realizing it, closing the yawning gap between them, and the thing in his spine relaxes just a little.
"Okay," he says.
(In which something very interesting happens underneath the Time Ripper, and Wade and Logan deal with the aftermath.)
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- Part 1 of where soul meets body
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Paradox rubs his eyes. "My higher-ups giving you that TemPad was a mistake," he groans. "You were only supposed to use it for emergencies."
"This is an emergency. I need your help."
The man stares for a second then gives a bark of unhappy laughter. "My help?"
"Yep. I need to find Logan. You can look him up and tell me where he is, and I'll be out of your perfect coif faster than you can say 'Waystar Royco.'"
"Mr. Wilson." Paradox folds his hands and looks square in Wade's eyes. "Everything I have learned about your love life today has been strictly against my will. Even if I could help you locate your hapless paramour, I would rather have my balls ardently fondled by a lobster than be involved in this for one second longer than I have to be."
(In which Logan tries to deal with a problem the way he's always dealt with it, Wade finds himself in a situation he doesn't understand, mutual misunderstandings fly wildly, and Mary Puppins saves the day.)
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(the time to watch the beast the best is when it's) purring at your side by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Aug 2024
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The first time he hears it is actually in that goddamned Honda Odyssey.
He's got Logan on his back, his blood is dripping into Logan's mouth, and the maniac grins, this ferocious, alight sort of smile, and right before Wade gets shot straight through the roof of the van, he swears that he can hear a low, steady rumble somewhere under all the wet sounds of blood-soaked breaths and angered growls.
Since people don't purr, he's actually pretty sure it's a rattling wheeze; a horrible wet asthmatic sound because Wade has a knife in his lung, but that doesn't mean he's not going to be an asshole about it.
"Aw, listen to that, is kitty purring?" Wade jeers, twisting his knife in Logan's chest. "Kitty's happy to get put in his place?"
(In which people from Logan's universe have some interesting traits.)
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i'm all talk (with a thorn in my side) by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
09 Aug 2024
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It's been too long. His brain is full of static, his body tight and miserable.
Wade is fucking jonesing for another one of their games.
"Whaddya say, big boy?" he wheedles. "A midnight run through the state park? You grab me and have your filthy way with me and then we get teriyaki? Then maybe you have your filthy way with me again?"
Logan flashes a smile. "You really know how to woo a guy, don't you, Red?"
"Helps when the guy has very, very simple needs," Wade teases, and Logan's eyes shine dark even as his teeth still smile.
(In which Wade Wilson's coping mechanisms are normal and work great, thank you very much.)
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instead of stressed i lie here charmed by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Aug 2024
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Wade Wilson wakes up slowly. Dreamily. All he knows is warmth, softness. Comfort. There's a pleasant weight on his chest. Someone's using him as a combination pillow/teddy bear. Someone warm and solid and breathing softly against Wade's neck.
Logan, Wade's brain helpfully supplies. You and Logan totally boned down sloppy style last night, remember?
(In which Logan Howlett is a terrible, awful, no-good, very bad therapist but somehow his tactics work this time)
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if you could turn around your dream (and come back to me) by Edgebug
Fandoms: Moana (2016)
13 Jun 2023
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It's not like he's expecting a roll-out of the welcome wagon, or a song and dance number, or for Tamatoa to welcome him with eight open arms, even--but still, he'd been expecting something a little more civil than a harsh "What are you doing here?"
The crab is glaring at him, upside-down, because he's still stuck on his back. Maui doesn't have a chance to respond before Tamatoa is barreling on. "Come to laugh, haven't you? To gloat? Well, fine! Here I am, Tamatoa, laughingstock of Lalotai! Take it in--tattoo it on yourself, even! It'll last longer!"
(In which Maui returns to his best enemy and helps him through a tough time.)
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closer than you know (love each other so) by Edgebug
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
18 Jan 2022
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Weyoun blinks, dumbstruck.
Then he laughs.
Quark knows laughter. This is neither the laugh of a man who just won big at the Dabo table nor the laugh of someone amused at a joke.
This is unmistakably a nervous laugh--the kind of laugh that Broik always lets out when he knows he's about to lose a game of tongo.
"Not a changeling?" Weyoun says, laying a hand over his chest. "No. That can't be true. Founder Odo, you are confused."
"No," Odo says, "I'm not, Weyoun. For the first time I see things as they are."
(In which Quark and Odo take their kid on a vacation, Weyoun 6 has a full-blown existential meltdown, Damar learns some very interesting things, and Quark busts into god's living room... again.)
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- Part 4 of shape up
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baby, you can drive my car by Edgebug for Smuttysmutwriter
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
15 Sep 2021
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"Well," the mechanic says, "that's busted, all right. What happened to it? You lose a fight with an asteroid?"
Weyoun's throat is dry. He's forgotten every language he ever spoke. This clone's eyesight is good, and right now he wishes it wasn't. Maybe if he couldn't see, he wouldn't be suffering these symptoms.
(In which Weyoun ninth of his line meets a disgustingly handsome mechanic, experiences genuine attraction for the first time, and has no idea how to handle it.)