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Despite the photographs and portraits Nandor keeps around the house on the Island of Staten, he sometimes feels like he is forgetting himself anyway. It’s not like he is looking to fall on a stake any time soon, but he does have some serious worries about his immortal life.
Can vampires age?
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Is there such a thing as vampire nursing homes?
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You're very good at your job, and even better at keeping your distance from the shadier side of the undercity. Until the most powerful man in the Lanes suddenly needs a favor, and your world gets a lot more complicated.
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29 Nov 2025
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Malfoy comes back to school different in their Sixth Year. Harry thinks he's become a Death Eater. But Hermione senses there's something more disturbing going on. After all, why would Malfoy be staring at her so intently? (Possessed!Draco)
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14 Oct 2025
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“No,” Jaskier sighed. “This is the thing, Geralt. I’m middle-aged and tired and I just think I’d rather meet death sitting down and facing it rather than from behind while I’m running. You know?” He contemplated that a moment, and finally added, “Especially if it’s you.”
Set after the end of season 1.
UPDATE: The Fat Baby song in chapter 7 now exists here as composed and recorded by @fannishliss and is BRILLIANT.
See Series Notes on this series for a list of all the fics and what chronological order they go in, as well as recommended reading order if you're into that, just so you know what you're getting into here.
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- Part 1 of Meet Death Sitting
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01 Oct 2025
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Jaskier doesn’t actually know how much time has passed since the black-cloaked Nilfgaardians grab him after a performance in a shitty tavern in the backcountry of northern Kaedwen. He’d assumed--foolishly, apparently--that he was far enough north that any Nilfgaardian soldiers would be few and far between, likely just scouts or even deserters. It would have been hard to actually get any further north--the little backwater town where he’d been singing was just a day from the mountains. Anymore travel, and he’d find himself skirting the Trail up to Kaer Morhen, the Warlord’s Keep, and, well. He’s brazen, but not that brazen.
(or: a wandering bard bites off more than he can chew with the political ballads, accidentally makes friends with a princess in exile, and finds the Warlord of the North in his debt.)
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- Part 1 of the roads we walk
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30 Sep 2025
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Hope Is A Fire by boopboop
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 Apr 2022
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Geralt and Jaskier learn to navigate their budding relationship as they travel across the continent trying to avoid deranged cultists, murderous mages, and the odd kick up the arse from Destiny.
Geralt just wants to keep Jaskier safe.
And Jaskier? He's trying really hard to not accidentally end the world.
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- Part 2 of In and out of darkness
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26 Sep 2025