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5 Times Dick Grayson was in the Newspaper Because of Bruce Wayne by Engineerd
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
11 Apr 2022
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Batman and Robin are Gotham's urban legends, and Bruce wants to keep it that way.
“I know that,” Clark said. “But when Robin eventually goes officially public, I want to be the one that does the interview.”
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- Part 2 of Newspaper oneshots
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Royal Rampage by Engineerd, Stardust_Steel for Baby-Buu-Pods (Baby_Buu)
Fandoms: Dragon Ball
07 Jun 2021
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Goku is the superhero vigilante known as Saiyaman. Vegeta is his archnemesis known as Royal. Outside their superhero identities, Goku and Vegeta are married and do not know each other’s secret.
Or,
“I will murder you in your sleep, I swear I will,” Royal threatened. “I will find out where you live and wait in your bed until you-”
“That was fun,” Saiyaman said, ignoring his threat completely. “Same time next week?” -
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When Vegeta dies, he's bound to go to hell.
Or rather, he would have been, if Goku hadn't lied to King Yemma and said that they were soul bonded.
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Namekians have naturally long lifespans. The Androids knew they were headed for a long life as well.
Neither Goku or Vegeta had any idea how long Saiyans were supposed to live, but well, they haven't died yet?OR
Goku and Vegeta live an extremely long time, and make friends with the androids and Piccolo.
Android 17, 18 and Picolo all agree these two idiot Saiyans are blind to each other's feelings and proceed to set them up.Prompt: Old Men & Working Out
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- Part 3 of Watching the Sun and Moon
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“Saiyans have fangs,” Goku said, looking over at Vegeta for confirmation. Vegeta nodded reluctantly. “Your dad had them when we first met.”
“What? No, he doesn’t,” Trunks said, looking back at Vegeta. “You have regular teeth.”
“They just get dull if you don’t regrow them regularly,” Vegeta said, shrugging. “Bit of a hassle.”
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- Part 2 of Saiyans Don't
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5 times Goku or Vegeta played a joke on others, and one time they played themselves. KakaVege.
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- Part 1 of Saiyans Don't
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While fighting a villainous witch with the ability to suppress ki, Vegeta figures out a way to defeat her using magic. Unfortunately, some transformations hurt more than they help.
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“Don’t antagonize him,” Piccolo ordered. “He can’t feel guilt right now, so he will act on all his impulses. It’s up to you to control yourself around him.”
“I was just standing up for myself,” Goku mumbled sullenly. "It's not my fault he got himself stuck Majin."
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Damian from a universe where Bruce never came back from the dead is accidently sent to a universe where Bruce never died.
He doesn't like it.
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“I’ve been Ro-” Damian cut himself off, remembering at the last minute that this Grayson didn’t know he wasn’t actually this universe's Damian al Ghul. If he told the truth now, he’d just be called a crazy liar and shipped back to the League. “I mean, I’ve been trained by the League of Assassins since birth. I know more than you think I do.”
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Professor Hop and the Future Wife by Engineerd
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
12 May 2020
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Hop's entire life story, abridged.
(Prequel to Champion Gloria and the Mystery Spouse)
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- Part 2 of Incredibly Easy Mysteries
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Leon Sets the Record Straight by Engineerd
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
12 Feb 2020
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“Hey folks, Leon here. It’s come to my attention that my baby brother and the champion have been presenting the story of how they got together as super undramatic and boring. This is - how do I say - a blatant LIE. The drama, people. The anxiety. The brutally honest details about my baby brother’s sex life-”
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Champion Gloria and the Mystery Spouse by Engineerd
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
07 Feb 2020
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“Amnesia,” the professor said, and suddenly he grabbed her hand and held it in both of hers. “Do you remember me?”
Gloria frowned. “I’m sorry,” she said earnestly. “I don’t.”
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- Part 1 of Incredibly Easy Mysteries
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“Chat,” Ladybug - Marinette said urgently. “Hawkmoth knows who we are, now. Hawkmoth knows where we sleep.”
“Okay,” Adrien said, thinking. “So either we beat him today before we go to sleep or - we don’t sleep.”
“We can’t not sleep, Chat, we just can’t...go home,” she finished.
Adrien let out a shaky sigh. He’d always known this day might come, he’d just - hoped it wouldn’t. “Okay,” he repeated. “Where would we go?”
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V finds the Devil Sword Sparda. As planned, he brings the sword straight to Nero.
Dante wakes up about 2 hours too late.
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Kyrie thought the whole thing was hilarious.
"It's free stuff, Nero," she said, rolling her eyes as she cut the packaging off a new roll of socks that had been left on the kitchen table that morning. "We're not going to say no to free stuff."
"You don't know where my father got those socks!" he argued.
"They have a receipt."
"He probably bought them with stolen money," Nero said. "Put those down, Kyrie. Those are blood socks. If my father thinks he can buy my affection with eight dollar blood socks, he is sorely mistaken."
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30 April, 5:45 PM:
Nero gets him arm chopped off and passes out. Kyrie takes him to the hospital. Nico is stuck babysitting their foster children.
30 April, 7:45 PM:
"I hate mechanics," Kyle announced after their latest failure. "You can't even do anything."
"I don't do houses!" Nico insisted. "I'm a gunsmith. You want a gun?"
The boy's face lit up. "Yeah!"
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“You guys ever complain about your dads together?”
“Hell no,” Nico said. “Just mention Dante or Vergil and Nero’ll clam up faster than a jackrabbit. Best I’ve been able to get is a-” she started doing a terrible impression of his voice “-those bastards left me behind.”
“Oh, Nero,” Lady said.
(A series of vignettes)
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"Why are you even drinking that?" Nero asked, staring at Dante's beer can with disgust. "Devils can't get drunk."
"About that," Vergil said.
(A story in which Vergil gets his brother and son drunk for the first time, and the boys don't really make progress working through their issues).
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"When we were four years old, Chat used to ask me to do his hair-"
"Queenie," Chat whined.
"-and he threw a fit if he didn't have at least 3 butterfly chips-"
"QUEENIE!" he hissed.
It all hit Marinette at once: all the childhood stories, the fact that they were both missing a mom, that Chat had recognized Queen Bee on her first trip out, the sheer physical similarities (they were both tall, and skinny, and blond, and oh she was an idiot-)
Chat Noir and Queen Bee are twins.
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Marinette and Adrien break up. Ladybug and Chat Noir get together.
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Marinette almost met Chat Noir today.
Civilian Chat Noir, that is. She saw regular Chat Noir almost every day. Obviously.
(It's not that she's looking for him, because she's not, honestly. She couldn't care less who Chat Noir is under the mask - stop looking at her like that, Tikki - )