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But We’re the Greatest, They’ll Hang Us in the Louvre by OctopusQueen
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti)
18 Dec 2021
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Just a neverending series about Richie and Eddie being in love and married and having lots and lots and lots of sex, sometimes kinky, sometimes vanilla, and always with lots of explicit consent!
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23 Apr 2026
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Something Happens and I'm Head Over Heels by OccassionalDream
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Jun 2021
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Richie Tozier might be forty, but that doesn't mean he's any better at being an adult. In fact, if pressed, he would probably even admit to barely knowing what he's doing half the time. His life is a mess, he thinks maybe his girlfriend doesn't like him very much, but the most pressing issue is he doesn't know how to to cook a fucking steak.
Thank god for the short, snarky asshole in the super market that does actually know how to be an adult, and thank god that he's willing to help Richie out.
Or, this is the fic where the clown doesn't fucking exist, but somehow the universe is still trying to get Richie and Eddie together.
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21 Apr 2026
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“You are literally the most uptight man I have ever met in my life,” Richie snorted. “I feel so bad for your wife dude.”
“I’m divorced.” Eddie deadpanned.
“Holy fuck- it’s never made more sense in my entire life-“
“You’re permanently single, fuckwad, I don’t see how you can make fun of me-“
“Did your wife leave you for an actor? Is that why you’re such a theatre hater? Was it Ryan Gosling-“
This is where Eddie started taking off his shoe to throw at his head. Richie was too fast for him, laughing the whole way as he ran out the door and just missed the hit.
[For the last year, the theatre teacher and the gym teacher of this small town high school have been having an ongoing spiteful feud. Up until now.]
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21 Apr 2026
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and his lover's skin smelled like orange blossom by honeyvenom
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
11 Jan 2021
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"I told you not to call me anymore, Richie. I told you I needed space."
On a quiet evening in a sleepy California town, an unexpected phone call from an ex-lover rattles Eddie.
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20 Apr 2026
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“Zoro,” Chopper said slowly. “What’s the last thing you remember?”
Zoro screwed his face up, as if he was thinking. Sanji resisted the urge to make a crack about how much work that was for him.
“I remember going over Reverse Mountain,” he said finally. “I think we were…yeah we had just arrived on Little Garden. And you owe me Cook ‘cause I caught the biggest dinosaur you have ever seen. So I won!” he finished triumphantly.
Sanji stared at him.
*Zoro bangs his head in a minor scuffle and forgets everything that happened in the last three years, including the small detail that he and Sanji are now in love. Sanji does not cope very well.
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