Everythingsucksdude
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- Daredevil (TV) (1)
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- The Punisher (TV 2017) (1)
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Be My Druidess by Everythingsucksdude
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), Marvel, Marvel 616
24 Oct 2022
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“Be my druidess
Be my everything
Be my druidess
Be mine”
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Good deeds by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jan 2025
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Deadpool saves May Parker from a potentially fatal accident and, as a result, meets her cute nephew. But while Peter Parker is certainly lovely, he’s also openly standoffish and hostile from the get-go, so Wade makes it his quest to win him over. Then Spider-Man turns up, and things get messy.
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18 Dec 2025
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Daniel can tell right away that something is deeply, unsettlingly wrong. And that’s when he realizes that Armand hasn’t moved his legs once in Daniel’s sight, which has been trained on him nearly the entire time. How long had it taken Louis to recover from his spinal injury?
“He had a lot more going on,” Armand wheezes. “But, to answer your question without consulting your abysmal recordings? Months.”
“Uh, they’re not so easily consulted at the moment,” Daniel says, trying to maintain his balance. It’s going to be a fucking miracle if he can get himself back on his feet, let alone haul a temporarily paralyzed Armand along with him. “I’m gonna let the head thing slide for the time being.”
“The head thing?”
“You. In mine.”
“How generous.”
“The way I see it,” Daniel says, “I’m your only ticket out of here if you’re in as bad a shape as I think you are. Tell me I’m wrong.”
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- Part 1 of Caldera: Mise-en-Abîme (Vol. 1)
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01 Dec 2025
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“You’re not going to kill me,” Daniel said, and it sounded shocked.
Armand circled around him, ending up at his shoulder. “No. I won’t end our little game. Not so soon. I want you to keep going.”
“I’m not going to run for my life, Armand.”
Armand shook his head. “You will continue to live, but know I will be watching. All you must do is be interesting, fascinating, and I swear I will not harm you.”
“Hard to be interesting at his age,” Daniel said. “I’m in bed by six.”
“Oh, Daniel,” Armand said. “Then you should hope I simply lose interest.”
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Arramand is obsessed and needs a maître. Daniel just wants to live.
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30 Nov 2025
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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27 Nov 2025
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ISO: Carer to look after my father for 8 weeks this summer.
Dad is 71, early stage Parkinson’s disease, broke his hip 6 weeks ago. No signs of cognitive decline; mostly needs help with household tasks (cooking, light cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping), getting dressed, showering, changing cat litter/general cat care, getting to and from appointments.
Please know what you are getting into; Dad is physically more or less in good health but awful at accepting his limitations, unnecessarily mean, generally uncooperative, and largely nocturnal. Imagine yourself caring for a feral raccoon that is convinced it’s going to write another book, then subtract everything that is cute about raccoons.
$20/hour, roughly 4 hours a day. Must be able to pass a background check and lift 50 lbs. Patience of a saint not required but preferred.- Language:
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19 Nov 2025