Excellent_Desert
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The fox and the wolf were over the hills and far away.
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Athos' Table by Excellent_Desert
Fandoms: Les Trois Mousquetaires | The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
20 Dec 2006
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Athos is mysterious. D'Artagnan finds curiousity to have its consequences.
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The Italian Opera Lovers Association convenes downstairs. Meanwhile, flowers are delivered.
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Marty McFly would really rather not put two and two together.
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19 Sep 2025
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Prince Finnr was the worst of alphas. Rough and spoiled, and cruel enough even the whores he paid to fuck tried to hide away, and so drunk all the time there was no hope to get to him. Colt wasn’t the pretty whore he chose, but he was the omega willing to go distract him until they got her under control. What happened after couldn’t be called a simple distraction.
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- Part 1 of what love was.
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08 Sep 2025
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Don We Now Our Strange Apparel by nolandsman
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
12 Jun 2018
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"Join the Gerudo army," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. "It pays well and there are benefits," they said.
But they failed to mention the absurdity of the uniforms.
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20 Aug 2025
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As a state-of-the-art B-class wormhole-capable deep-space research vessel, I do not consider myself to have many serious design flaws. Every piece of me has been meticulously crafted, is regularly maintained and upgraded, and there is very little I cannot do if I set my several dozen exabytes of processing power upon the task. This is why the Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland’s extra-curricular oversight committee deemed me more than capable of operating unmanned on the occasional intelligence-gathering reconnaissance mission. It is for the sake of both necessity and convenience that these missions are camouflaged as cargo runs.
Nonetheless, it is an unmistakable oversight that I am capable of being bored. It is also incredibly annoying that unmanned cargo runs are so dull.
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The entirety of Artificial Condition, from ART's POV.
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- Part 1 of Perihelion Mission Logs
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14 Aug 2025