ExistentialCanadian
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My Heart to Your Heart by ExistentialCanadian
Fandoms: The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
06 Oct 2025
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"I…I need a second, I think." Johnny says, voice breaking. "…go ahead, warn them for me?"
"Of course." Shalla-Bal replies softly, and she guides her board down into Earth's atmosphere.
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The end :D
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- Part 6 of Star Eater
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My Hand In Your Hand by ExistentialCanadian
Fandoms: The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
13 Aug 2025
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"Johnny."
The word is familiar, but he can't quite grasp its meaning. It is said with intent, a voice outside of his own, not that he's spoken in awhile. Who would he speak to?
"Johnny." The voice calls again, and this time he catches the worry in the tone, the relief, the fear. Why is it afraid? It's such a pretty voice, with the slightest metallic ring. It's nice to listen to, he thinks, even with the fear. He can't remember the last time he heard another voice.
"Open your eyes." The voice says. He isn't sure when he closed them, but he never is these days. The darkness and the light look a lot alike. He obeys the voice, if only because he wishes to know to whom it belongs.
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To be found is to be loved.
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- Part 5 of Star Eater
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Shalla-Bal arrives too late to save Johnny Storm, but maybe she can still bring him home.
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An interlude.
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- Part 4 of Star Eater
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That Burning Thing (called love) by ExistentialCanadian
Fandoms: The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
29 Jul 2025
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It was an accident. It was an accident. He was tired, he didn't know the orbiting planet around the old star was inhabited, hadn't cared enough to make sure. None of the stars he'd eaten sustained life, why would this one be any different? The one time his exhaustion overpowers his sense. The one time the black hole that used to be his gut overpowers his desire to get home as soon as possible.
He was just so tired. He didn't mean to steal their sun.
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Shit hits the fan.
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- Part 3 of Star Eater
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The Essence of a Star by ExistentialCanadian
Fandoms: The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
27 Jul 2025
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Johnny isn't sure how long he's been flying. That's the thing about space, there aren't any reference points to mark the passage of time, or the speed he's flying. He thinks he must be going pretty damn fast, considering the clump of stars he's headed towards look bigger than they had an hour ago. Or what he assumes was an hour ago. Again, it's kind of hard to tell, and his wrist comm is broken to the point that it's trying to tell him it's been three days. As if. He's not even thirsty!
…he is kind of hungry though.
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I wrote a part 2 somehow.
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- Part 2 of Star Eater
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Fantastic 4: First Steps ends a little differently.
The Silver Surfer doesn't make it in time to stop Johnny from sacrificing himself. Both he and Galactus go through the portal, and Johnny ends up very far from home.
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Hexmandos And Other Such Stories by ExistentialCanadian
Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Dec 2024
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My Star Wars/Arcane Hexmandos AU! Focused mostly on Jayce and Viktor, but I hope to have a few stories involving our other favourites.
No Star Wars characters will be present.You can find the art I did for this over on my Tumblr!
https://www.tumblr.com/frontierghost/768636508291891200/designs-for-a-star-wars-arcane-au-i-want-to?source=share- Words:
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WIPs That I Swear I Haven't Abandoned I'll Get Back To It Eventually by ExistentialCanadian
Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies)
02 Mar 2025
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Kakashi Hatake never planned on being a traitor.
When he finds his sensei’s four-year-old son thrown out in the rain, he can’t walk away. Defying the Third Hokage’s orders, Kakashi takes Naruto and flees the village - becoming a missing-nin the world fears. But even the brilliant strategist Kakashi couldn’t have planned for the force of nature that is Naruto Uzumaki.
With a child who’s quickly becoming his whole world, a sharp-tongued fox spirit, and a meddling pervy sage, Kakashi does his best to protect the one thing his sensei loved most. But, he never expected Naruto to want to protect him back.(a missing-nin Kakashi adopts Naruto AU full of found family feels, national treasure Kurama, adorably feral kid Naruto, and a very depresso espresso Kakashi. Also, Pervy Uncle Jiraiya is there too)
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- Part 1 of Fast the Fox, Bright the Fire
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Bookmarked by ExistentialCanadian
22 Oct 2025
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“Finish it out,” he grits between clenched teeth. “Go on. Ask it.”
Nolan shifts in his seat. “Are or are you not attracted, at the very least, to Wilson?”
House knocks his forehead against his cane. “I don’t know. Maybe.”
[In which Nolan pulls at the Wilson thread, and House can't stop it all from unraveling. Repression is a hell of a drug.]
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Bookmarked by ExistentialCanadian
17 Oct 2025
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“I don’t think they know that we’re married.”
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Bookmarked by ExistentialCanadian
15 Oct 2025
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Destiny's Overrated by withthekeyisking for BookKeep
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Lucifer (TV)
17 Dec 2023
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Lilith is dead, the Cage is open. Sam and Dean look on in horror as the last seal breaks. Instead of the expected death, destruction, and devil, a note materializes at the center: On vacation in L.A. Back never. Sod off. ~L
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- Part 60 of Event Fics 2023
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- English
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Bookmarked by ExistentialCanadian
15 Oct 2025
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there's something so lonesome about you (something so wholesome about you) by lavenderpillowcase
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Apr 2024
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A blue light shone through the blackness, its glare brightening as it moved closer. Peter could just barely make out the silhouette of a hand behind the cerulean beacon, steady and unfaltering. -
- It was a man. A scruffy man with a tired face but a sinewy body, his ripped clothes showing off the scars that littered his arms and chest. The sunlight illuminating him made all of his features stand out - his protruding cheekbones, his sunken cheeks, his collarbone peeking over the neck of his shirt. His arm was extended out in front of him, red metal encasing his hand. The same blue light that was shining from the palm of his gauntlet glowed through the fabric covering his sternum.
The man paused, raking his eyes over the teen’s frame. After a moment, he lowered his red-covered hand and slumped a bit, his eyebrows furrowing.
“Jesus, you're just a baby.”
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Or, When a plague takes out most of the world's population, Peter Parker is left with no one. Tony Stark finds him and takes him underneath his wing.
Bookmarked by ExistentialCanadian
13 Oct 2025