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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    You are Jenema Vess, the head technician for Purple Squad in the Resistance. You are promoted to the head tech of Blue Squad after the former technician leaves unexpectedly at the request of Leia Organa herself. This happens, coincidentally, after a drunken one night stand with Commander Poe Dameron himself.

    In order to maintain your reputation and the respect of your crew, you request that Commander Dameron keep quiet about your spontaneous encounter the night before. He complies, but not before telling you that he wished he could've taken you for coffee the morning after. With the Commander continuing to make things difficult for you, the threat of the First Order looming in the distance, and the Resistance's attempt to hunt down Luke Skywalker, things become very complicated, very quickly.

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    24 Jan 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Zerophilia - (noun) a rare condition that affects an unknown number of people. Everyone has an "X" chromosome, some have a "Y" chromosome, and even less are born with an extra "Z" chromosome. Following their first full sexual experience, zerophiliacs switch gender after experiencing an orgasm.

    This is a condition none of the Hargreeves knew about. Until they met Shaw.

    (This is set a few years into the future. Five is about nineteen.)

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    24 Jun 2022

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    Three days later Ed is splashing about in the bath that Stede had drawn for him, letting Stede braid his hair into a fancy crown when he mumbles, “Say. This might sound crazy, properly daft in fact, but- did you ask Izzy to let you watch us?”

    “Er,” Stede says.

    “Because I- I don’t know about that, mate. The things we do down below…don’t know as I want you to see them. Probably best left down there, yeah?”

    Very gently, Stede pins Ed’s hair into place and then presses his fingertips in a fan along his scruffy cheeks, tipping his head back enough that Stede can kiss his forehead. “I disagree,” he murmurs. “In fact, I think it’s time to erase this separation, hm? No more above and below, in here or out there. I accept every part of you, Edward Teach, and that includes Blackbeard!”

    “Hm,” is all Ed responds with.

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    22 Jun 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    Prompt (summary): Stede begs Ed and Izzy play "pirates" with him in the bedroom. He wants to be kidnapped and fucked by these two, dangerous, rugged men. He wants to be threatened and hit and pulled and yanked. Ed doesn’t want to hurt Stede, but Izzy helps him find the right headspace to give him what he wants.

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    Stede shrugs and looks a little bashful. “I was just… thinking. About how it would feel. To be captured by such strong, dangerous pirates. Tied up. Ravaged. How exhilarating that would be.”

    Ed lifts his head and looks at Stede, a bemused smile on his face. “Stede, mate… what are you talking about?”

    “I just think you both are so sexy! When you’re carrying out a raid and are all – you know. You about it. Blackbeard! The formidable Izzy Hands! It makes me weak, okay?”

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    22 Jun 2022

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    Stede fucks him exactly once and Ed feels fucking wild with it the next day. So desperate to have him again he can barely think, and as nervous and excited as the moments after the first time they'd kissed.

    And, given how that wound up going, all the more anxious about losing him.

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    18 Jun 2022