False_Peaks



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    Death, as it turns out, is eerily quiet—and feels lot like face planting onto a stone floor.

    It also comes with dragons.

    A whole lot of dragons.

    In which the Eye brings Desmond to a world where magic is a thing, there are way weirder beings than the First Civ out there, and the alcohol sucks.

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    Ana has spent her life Skipping uncontrollably between her ordinary home in Ohio and the world of Middle Earth. One moment she’s having coffee with friends, the next she’s fleeing from an angry balrog. One moment she’s late for work, the next she's partying with the elves of Mirkwood. One moment she's on a date with a cute boy, the next she's running from orcs with the most majestic dwarf of all. It seems life just doesn't want Ana to be normal.

    Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.

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    14 Jan 2025

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    It’s been nine years since humanity was resurrected and you’re still trying to make sense of the world you now find yourself in, working as an unremarkable singer in some dive bar in Haven City.

    Strife is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and a self-proclaimed protector of man. He watches over the City of Haven - ground zero when the Earth went to hell. For months, he’s been tracking a pair of men who’ve been threatening the safety of his charges.

    Tonight, he’ll find them.

    He’ll find you as well.

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    Kara is at the end of her nursing shift when a violent man is brought in with an arrow wound. When he spits blood on her, Kara is transported elsewhere. Soon she's doing emergency wound care on book characters and trying not to lose it. She can't watch people suffer even if it isn't real, but Aragorn is very suspicious of a woman who tells no clear story and smells like an orc.

    “Stranger things have happened than you or I have years to tell of it," Gandalf said. "Why does she unsettle you? Surely you do not feel threatened. I am tolerably certain you could defeat her if it came to violence.”
    Aragorn scoffed at his gentle humor. “I’m glad to amuse you. There are more dangers than warriors and swords. Need I tell a wizard that?"
    “I can assure you she is not evil and has not a whisper of magic.”
    “Yet a beautiful woman appears directly in our path, leagues from civilization, and immediately gains the hobbits’ trust. No wizardry, you say?”
    Kara was not *unhappy* at being called a beautiful woman (although his standards for human women, as opposed to elves, were probably low), but she was unhappy to be stuck eavesdropping. She’d seen this scene too many times in movies. They would definitely see her.

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    28 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    Robin Bates agreed to a camping trip with her sister in North Wales, and now she's stumbled into Middle Earth, about two feet shorter and feeling very out of her depth (all she wanted was a nature pee!). Thank God her dead dad loved Tolkien and taught her every nerdy thing she knows, otherwise she would be totally effed, right?

    Not only is she sharing a house with the three Dwarves she wants to save from a shitty death, but she's having a tough time figuring out how to not come across as standoffish, secretive, and totally weird. Now...how to get everyone to trust her enough to let her go on this dragon-slaying, kingdom-reclaiming, super-duper secret, destined to end in sorrow quest. Let's see, huh?

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    Takes place just under a year before the actual quest to reclaim Erebor, and will eventually cover the Hobbit films (with some book stuff thrown in!).

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    25 Sep 2024