Fauxtalian
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Hux looked up to the sky, blowing visible condensation into the cold air. The trees were filled with crows that continued to commune and squawk ominously.
“Why are there so many fucking birds?” Hux asked to himself, fishing out his pocket watch to check how much more time he had to endure this kitschy nonsense. The chain of his watch had broken earlier in the week, and he hadn’t gotten around to fixing it yet. He popped it open and held it out into the moonlight to read it.
In an instant a bird swooped down, stealing the watch from his hand before Hux had a chance to react. The bird landed in the grass, looked at him with the watch chain in his beak and then flew off.
Hux had not been prepared for what he would find when he made chase after the raven.
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The Language of Clay by Fauxtalian for MsModernity, AshGunnywolf
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
19 Aug 2020
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Hux takes home the stress from his job. For a birthday present, Phasma pays for ceramics lessons at the local clay coop. The hope was that a new, and tactile hobby would provide Hux some manner of stress relief. This ultimately backfires when Hux fails to grasp the basic fundamentals of throwing on a pottery wheel. Can Hux's devastatingly handsome ceramics teacher, Kylo Ren, help Hux in his endeavor to learn the basic techniques of manipulating clay? Or do they both get more than they bargain for, when Kylo attempts a more hands on method of instruction...
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First Order Fostering by Fauxtalian
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
20 Nov 2018
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Armitage Hux needed to be the change he wanted to see in the world. He accomplished this by fostering newborn kittens and running a YouTube channel dedicated to educating people about rescue work. On his own since he was a young man, Hux had always been a self sufficient person. Hux didn't know how to rely on others, but all of that changes when the esteemed cat photographer, Ben Solo, stumbles into his life.
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Space Carnival by Fauxtalian, Jathis, MoonwalkingCrab, rudbeckia, valda
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Aug 2016
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Much to Hux's distaste his crew is overdue leave and everyone seems insistent on getting him to the Space Carnival. What fun could he possibly have there?
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Every Snowflake Is Different (Just Like You) by oatmilktruther
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Jan 2024
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Ed might dress like a goth leather daddy, but that doesn't mean he can't have fourteen plushies in his bed and that definitely doesn't mean you can make fun of him for them.
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10 Jan 2024
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This is scary story about a spider---
Actually, strike that.
This is a scary story told by a spider.
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Innkeepers-era horror-comedy told from the POV of the house spider who lives in the inn. Think Charlotte's Web meets Home Alone.
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30 Dec 2023
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[Podfic] Down Where It's Wetter | written by CartoonMayor & ghostalservice by Tipsy_Kitty
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jul 2023
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When Ed hears Izzy's caught something strange in his net, he expects maybe a two-headed swordfish or a weird duck. But what he's found seems a little too human for Ed's taste.
A Free Willy/Shape of Water/Little Mermaid/Tentacle AU.
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] WAS (Wet Ass Squssy)
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09 Nov 2023
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just a lil post S2E5 ditty about whims and bells and, well,
Stede realizes dimly that Ed’s hands are moving ceaselessly on his head. The frenetic jangling is nonstop, and Stede thinks of folklore, the healing divinity of bells. Thinks of the bells chasing away spirits, storms, disasters, his own made of shame and fear, and Ed’s made of much darker stuff. He works harder because Ed needs him, because this is what he has to offer, his mouth and his heart and his resolve, his unmitigated determination to bring Ed back from the brink, bell ringing a symphony as Ed’s soul is called back screaming to life.
podfic available, with bonus bell sounds! right here. 🔔Bookmarked by Fauxtalian
16 Oct 2023
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Kinktober Day 9: hair pulling/lingerie/gender play
Ed is playing house, waiting for his big strong pirate captain husband to come home and ravish him LIKE HE DESERVES 😤
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- Part 6 of Kinktober 2022
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02 Sep 2023