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Harry accidentally sends a dick pic to Draco.
So what does Draco do? He does the only rational thing he can think of: Give Harry lessons on how to sext.
He totally doesn't do it for his own enjoyment and Harry totally doesn't play into it for his own either... Chaos is bound in ensue.
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This fic uses workskins to simulate an iMessage conversation. This is a crack!fic.
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[ART] the ditch by faiell_art (faiell) for eleadore, garagepaperback
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Apr 2025
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it’s just a ditch of dicks
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what it says on the tin
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Heat Help for Arachnids by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Feb 2025
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“What’s up, creepy crawly?” The Alpha bumped shoulders with Pete. “You’re quiet.”
“Don’t feel good.” Peter mumbled. “M’in heat.”
“Heat.” Wade echoed dumbly. “I uh-- I didn’t know you people did that sort of thing.”
“My people?”
“You arachnid idenitfying individuals.” Wade mimed having eight legs and fangs. “Didn’t know you spidery folk did the monthly horny cycle thing.”
“I’m human, Wade.” Peter said tiredly. “An Omega. Human.”
“Right. No.” the Alpha nodded. “Sure. I totally knew that. Definitely knew you were human. Yep.”
The silence was fifty shades of extremely awkward, so Wade took a deep breath and decided to make it all worse.
“...you want me to help you through your heat?”
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- Part 96 of Short Stories!
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The Gryffindors prank Draco by putting his hand in warm water while he’s sleeping. They think it’s funny to make him piss himself. Harry doesn’t think it’s very funny, he thinks it’s one of the hottest things he’s ever seen.
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- Part 15 of ‘When Harry Wet Draco’