Fellfire
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There's only so much you can do with only a few hours to prepare.
Unfortunately, Kannabi-day-Obito seems to be acting as the universe's dumping grounds.i.e.
In which Obito is a reincarnate and does not care for this character arc in the least.
(Fic can be read apart from the series)Series
- Part 4 of introducing, the court jester
- Part 3 of unraveling Naruto canon with OCbito Uchiha
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"In the media, a common ComfortUnit trope is being liberated by their owner (the only human that respects them !) and then falling in love with said owner. This is especially funny to me, as the human who accidentally deactivated my governor module was one of the most tiresome clients I’ve ever had - and that’s saying something, as I have logged over 50,000 hours of sexual services."
A ComfortUnit gets rid of its governor module, continues operating as usual - with a little hacking here and there, as a treat.
Until it crosses paths with a certain rogue SecUnit from Preservation and hitches a ride on its daring rescue mission.
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Seven Ways to Style a Warlord’s Hair by railou
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
17 Mar 2025
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“Yo!” Elle called the moment she stepped into the guildhall. “This time it’s me who gets to do his hair.”
“Well, obviously”, Donut said before I had the chance to reply. “We all agreed we’d save him for you this time.”
“What?” I said. We had not agreed on anything like that.
At least not out loud. I got the sudden uneasy feeling that they might’ve been talking about it in a chat group I wasn’t involved in.
“Perfect”, Elle said, clapping her hands together. “You just sit tight, boss. I’ll be ready for you in just a moment.”
I raised my eyebrows at Donut, who flicked her tail impudently. “What?” she asked. “Don’t look at me like that, Carl.”
Carl has long, beautiful, and very braidable hair. Everyone else seems to like it a lot more than he does.
Series
- Part 6 of DCC Oneshots
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ERROR CODE: TERM NOT RECOGNIZED by the_hemlocked
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
22 Aug 2025
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“As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”
(A System AI character study.)
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Love Is in the AI by railou for firebuffalo
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
14 Feb 2025
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When the love songs started on the fourth floor, I began to lose patience.
Every last one of my goddamn alarm traps played a different popular, cheesy love song as the track. After blasting “Can’t Help Falling in Love” by Elvis Presley and “Kiss From a Rose” by Seal back-to-back, I was starting to think the trap modules didn’t choose just any random songs from the US Billboard hot 100, but that the songs were instead chosen by the AI just to mess with me.
“Fucking hell”, I swore out loud when one of the traps I was certain I had chosen a different song for, started blasting “I Got You Babe” by Sonny & Cher. “There’s just no way.”
“I like this song”, Donut commented. “Not as good as ‘Wonderwall’, though.”
The AI tries to court Carl. Carl, on the other hand, is not very impressed.
Series
- Part 3 of DCC Oneshots