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24/7-365 by Flantastic for Danger_Zone24
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
19 Nov 2022
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Things that Q likes.
His job. His cats. His little flat. Playing computer games. Cooking. Dancing.
Things that Q dislikes.
Spiders. Conservatives. Narcissistic, arrogant, conceited wankers like James Bond. Avocados.
Over the course of twelve months, one of those opinions is going to change completely.
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M tries to make things right.
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One for Malice by Flantastic for Only_1_Truth
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
31 Jan 2021
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Familiars find their humans soon after their birth and are thought to represent that person's soulmate. Thomas 'Q’ Carter's parents never understood why their son attracted a large wolf like Beelzebub. Meanwhile James Bond has spent his whole life accompanied by his tenacious barn owl, Archimedes.
When James is sent on a simple mission to observe a man recently added to MI6's watch list, Lyutsifer Safin, he discovers that ex-MI6 employee Q is being held captive by him.
James is ordered to get Q back to London, but he soon begins to believe that there is more to Q than meets the eye.
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The Prince and the Thief by Flantastic
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
10 Dec 2020
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A clever prince catches a wily thief.
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Maximum Headroom by Flantastic for AsheTarasovich (natalieashe)
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
17 Nov 2020
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Q decides to have a little 'me' time in the office with his favourite toy.
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Fancy Dress Fun by Flantastic
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types, Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
28 Oct 2018
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Blacktail by Flantastic
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
17 Oct 2018
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Devotion by Flantastic
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types, Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
25 May 2017
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A Hobbit Engagement by all_things_hobbit
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Jan 2026
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Almost two years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin asks Bilbo to return to the mountain with the excuse of needing a "Hobbit-Dwarf Relations Advisor." What that entails, the king has no clue, but he is willing to make up a fake title and job just to get the chance to make amends with the hobbit and, in time, make his deep affections known. Unbeknownst to Thorin, Bilbo is already madly in love with him. Through a series of ridiculous cultural miscommunications, Bilbo finds himself engaged to the King Under the Mountain, while at the same time, Thorin is heartbroken that the hobbit, his heart's desire, has found love in another.
~ A subverted version of the "Bilbo is married/engaged to Thorin in the ways of dwarves and doesn't know it" trope. Inspired by the omitted information from The Hobbit that reads, "curious habit in [hobbit] weddings. They kept it (always officially and very often actually) a dead secret for years who they were going to marry, even when they knew. Then they suddenly went and got married and went off without an address for a week or two (or even longer)." ~
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Bookmarked by Flantastic
02 Feb 2026
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The Abracadabra Boys by Portraitofafool for lustmordred
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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When another time jump goes wrong, Five and Diego find themselves alone in a post-WWI countryside. Taking shelter in an abandoned farmhouse, they have to do their best to survive the dropping temperatures. All the while, Diego is having thoughts he shouldn't have--thoughts he has always had. Being so close to Five for so long with no buffer leaves him frayed at the edges. As his resolve begins to wear away, he keeps a white-knuckle grip on himself, but then one night, it all falls apart and leaves him wondering if he's just made the biggest mistake of his life. Or maybe, just maybe, it's the best decision he's ever made.
Bookmarked by Flantastic
31 Dec 2025
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Four Times Wade Tries to Hug Logan and One Time His Peanut Really Needs It by AkatsukiShin
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Oct 2024
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A little story of Wade and Logan slowly finding peace in each other's presence in their new life together.
Bookmarked by Flantastic
08 Dec 2024
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Bond is silent when Q pulls off the tarp.
“Meet the Triumph Speed Triple 1200 RS. 1160 CC engine, 180 horsepower. She has a few customisations built in for my own comfort. No weapons. We did have a more deadly one in Q Branch, but 005 destroyed it months ago.”
“Get on,” says Bond, voice low and rough.
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In which Q introduces Bond to his beloved motorcycle.
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- Part 2 of the places you leave in the dust
Bookmarked by Flantastic
10 Aug 2023
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Please Ask (for Help) by samanthahirr for PinkishStarr
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
11 Nov 2022
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London isn’t as safe for his heart as James Bond had assumed.
When Q is badly injured in an accident, to everyone’s surprise—including Q's!—James volunteers to move into the quartermaster’s flat and assist with the first week of his convalescence. Their time alone together will test James’s acting skills and his resolve; can James conceal his deep feelings from Q? Or will Q finally catch on to James Bond's secret?
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Bookmarked by Flantastic
12 Nov 2022