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AU. Roxanne attends 'Lil Gifted School.
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02 May 2026
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“So, Rosie.” Alastor straightened himself in his seat, taking his teacup and indulging in a sip. “Now that you’ve heard the tale, I come to you for advice on what to do with our little serpentine king. Please, enlighten me: why is Lucifer Morningstar acting so strangely around me?”
Rosie took a deep breath and set her cup on its saucer. “How’s the tea, darling?” she asked, hands folded on her lap.
Alastor blinked once, then twice. “Why, it’s lovely, as per usual.”
Rosie smiled sweetly. “Good. Not too bitter?”
“Not at all.”
“And how’re the fingers, dear? They taste alright?”
“They’re simply delightful.”
“Is your chair nice and comfortable?”
“The comfiest.”
“You’re all relaxed?”
“I’ve never felt so at home.”
“Lucifer is in love with you.”
Alastor spat out the tea he’d been drinking, which was quickly followed by a round of coughing so harsh you would think he was actively dying.
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Alastor has a chat with Rosie regarding Lucifer’s odd behavior.
Rosie finds it all quite amusing.
Alastor does not.
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05 Apr 2026
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Alastor knew Vox had a weird obsession towards him, one he definitely did enjoy to a degree- exploiting it was a whole lot of fun. Pissing Vox off, throwing him off his game by calling him sweetheart. Hilarious.
What Alastor wasn’t aware of, though, was that Vox was still head over heels in love with him. Had been, this entire time, that crush never went away- And not only that, the King of Hell himself was falling for Alastor too.
All while Alastor thought he was simply pissing both men off by existing.
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This is not going to end in Alastor reciprocating either of their feelings, so take those ship tags with a grain of salt. Simply a silly little fic about two men being desperately in love with an oblivious aroace cannibal who gets a kick out of emotionally torturing them- and EVERYONE at the hotel is aware of what's going on except Alastor.
Edited to add.... okay, maybe take them with less of a grain of salt. Something happened- idk what i get possessed while i write. Rest assured though that Alastor stays firmly aroace.
Also what am I supposed to rate this fic? Hazbin hotel is an 18+ show but rating this fic "mature" doesn't quite feel correct.
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04 Mar 2026
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Alastor knew how to deal with many things... His rival confessing to him wasn't one of them.
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07 Feb 2026
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Part 1:
"No. Not interested. At all. Ever."
"You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."
Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.
"It's a microphone."
Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."
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“Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"
"Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."
Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.
"Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”
"You're making it very hard to get into this."
"Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"
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20 Jan 2026