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Alastor needs there to be no doubt in Lucifer's mind that the sinner loves him with everything that his dead heart is capable of. Maybe if he opened himself up enough for those emotions to be shamelessly expressed, his little angel will finally get it.
His efforts, while bittersweet, are not completely in vain
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Back At The Beginning (With You) by FoolishIdiot for itsthebeanie
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Jan 2025
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How long had he been out of love with Lilith? How long had he been unknowingly clinging so tightly to something that made him feel so empty inside?
He knew he had a resistance to change but he’d let it make him stand still for so long that he missed his daughter growing up and his marriage dying out.
Was he really willing to miss out on the new warmth that bloomed in him now? That he’d not felt since Eden, if ever?
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They also traded barbs, competed to be a better father to Charlie, and— the worst of all— constantly made puns or horrible dad jokes at each other's expense. The Cursed Wall ™ might have finally been given a break from explosives, but it was replaced by two powerful beings constantly arguing.
All and all, though, nothing too new or exciting.
That would include Lucifer pulling Alastor closer to him in an empty hallway on the way up to their rooms, long after everyone had gone off to bed. This might appear new to others, exciting even as no one knew about it, but to Lucifer it was month two of exploring this tension between himself and the radio demon.
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The Radio Demon really knew how to get under Lucifer's skin in a way like no one had ever truly been able to. Alastor almost pulled out the Devil in him, the one everyone truly thought him to be. What with how often he thought about murdering the guy.
Turns out, ‘annoying’ might not be the only frustration Lucifer feels about him…
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OR: the day Lucifer accepts he wants Alastor to fuck him and jerks off about it
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No Amount of Love Will Keep It Around (If We Don’t Choose It) by FoolishIdiot
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Aug 2024
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“Have you… asked him?” She eventually pushed. “Alastor is rather reasonable, I’m sure he’d at least tell you what has upset him?”
A laugh had to be swallowed at that, because no, Alastor wouldn’t and Lucifer knew that. He’d hint at it, passive aggressively dance around him with snide remarks until Lucifer figured it out himself. Draw out the suffering for as long as possible for his own amusement. And that wasn’t even Lucifer being mean or bitter, that was just truly how the demon was.
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Part Three of RadioApple Week 2024
Prompt: Deal / BloodSeries
- Part 3 of The Drug In Me Is You
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RadioApple Week 2024
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When Lucifer withdraws from everyone at the hotel, Alastor reluctantly agrees to check on him. What starts as obligation becomes something far more complicated: as the Radio Demon discovers that caring for something is far more terrifying than any deal he's made.
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- Part 1 of Static & Starlight
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Lucifer knew what happened. He knew it the second he laid eyes on Alastor while stuck in that godawful fish-bowl trap that Vox had concocted.
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Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.
He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.
Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.
He just hoped she forgave him for it.
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Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.
He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.
Completed: 11/11/25
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Lucifer was suspicious of Alastor and Alastor wanted to piss off Lucifer for fun, but that wasn’t surprising in the least to anyone in hell that knew them. No, the surprising thing was that - in their suspicious observations and mocking teasing - they began to see things in each other that they would’ve never bothered to care for before.
And love definitely wasn’t something either of them expected, not with the looming tensions forming between heaven and hell.
~Main Story + Side Stories Complete~
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Alastor, a naiad rather fond of venturing into the woods, is caught slaying a deer favoured by Artemis. His father is sent to consult an oracle, to determine appropriate punishment. On his return, he exiles Alastor to the mountains – where his real punishment, his monstrous, fated spouse-to-be, will come find him at nightfall.
Alastor goes as bidden, and rapidly discovers that whatever monstrous traits his promised one may have, he may not lay his eyes upon. His fiance treats him well, all things considered, appearing in the evening to keep Alastor company at night, and vanishing at dawn. He only asks for one thing in return: that Alastor never seek to see him.
An Eros (Greek: Love) and Psyche (Ancient Greek: Soul) retelling.