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how to flirt with your rival: a comprehensive guide by mangocrab
Fandoms: 나 혼자만 레벨업 - 추공 | Solo Leveling | Only I Level Up - Chu-Gong
28 Dec 2025
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“It was not awesome.” Yoon-ho turns his glare to his beer. Maybe if he stares at it long and hard it’ll gain sentience and go solve all his problems. “I swear he’s doing it on purpose. It’s like he’s trying to rile me up and— and tease me. He doesn’t do it with anyone else. What is his damn problem?”
Byung-gu laughs into his mug. Eun-seok opens his mouth. Closes it. Opens it again— a drastic deterioration in circumstances. “Yoon-ho,” he says. “Have you considered that he’s flirting with you?”
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Or, in which Jong-in flirts, Yoon-ho is in denial, and Byung-gu and Eun-seok are just having the time of their lives.Series
Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
02 Jan 2026
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Zoro doesn’t know which one ought to take priority given the circumstances: pretending that he’s not in love with his fake husband or surviving the ongoing zombie apocalypse with him.
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
31 Dec 2025
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After he accidentally gets Malfoy pregnant on a drunken fuck at a club, Harry doesn't anticipate that it'd be just as easy to fall in love with him.
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
23 Dec 2025
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Pitch a Friend by ingberry
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
17 Jun 2025
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Pitch-a-friend night is a bonkers concept.
There’s something genuinely horrifying about having your best friend who knows every single humiliating thing you’ve ever done hold a PowerPoint presentation about you at a bar. Let alone with the goal to convince people to date you. Henry has no explanation for why he’s here, except his best friend is Pez, and he supposes that’s explanation enough.
Or the one where Alex and Henry are introduced to each other through PowerPoint presentations.
Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
16 Dec 2025
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At the downfall of his kingdom, Prince Sanji becomes the war prize of the Demon of the East, and he learns that the stories are not what they seem.
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
19 Nov 2025
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Zoro could have sworn this was the way back to the dockyard.
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
08 Nov 2025
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Flotsam Bright by Minglisabeth
Fandoms: One Piece, One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
26 Oct 2025
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"Give him to me."
Sanji looked down to see wide, terrified golden eyes staring up at him through greasy locks of white hair. His little hands fisted in the fabric of Sanji’s chefs jacket.
Sanji looked back up at the man and made a decision he had no idea would affect the rest of his life.
“You know what?” He said, turning to shield the kid with his body. “I don’t think I will.
AKA: Sanji and Zoro accidentally acquire a child
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- Part 1 of Sanji and Zoro's New Dream
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
17 Oct 2025
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Dating Draco Malfoy, Harry thinks, will mean being at arms length outside of sex. No unnecessary physical contact or displays of affection. He wants him anyway, inexplicably. Perhaps that is exactly the kind of person he should be with, someone who will never need Harry to kiss him first, because Harry doesn't think he'll ever be that person.
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
07 Oct 2025
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You only get to meet your soulmate for the first time once... and Sanji was a romantic.
Zoro thinks it's stupid.
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02 Sep 2025
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they said love is reaching blindly at a pit full of snakes by summermidnights
Fandoms: One Piece
30 May 2022
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“What are you going to tell them?”“We’re friends with benefits,” Nami says with a straight face. Sanji chokes on his own spit and starts coughing violently. “Except the benefit is friendship.”
“So, friends. You’re literally just friends,” Usopp monotones flatly from his room.
Alternatively: During college, you learn that not everything is as it appears. Sanji is in love with Zoro, Zoro is dating Hiyori, and Nami accidentally ends up a master wingwoman by sorta kinda maybe platonically taking Sanji off the dating market.
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
22 Aug 2025
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My (20F) Date (21M) keeps getting into fights with a cook at Baratie.
submitted 6 months ago by u/throwawaypinwheel
1132 comments share save give award report(Or, the one where Sanji is a diner cook, Vivi is their waitress, and Zoro and Nami accidentally became each other’s wingman.)
Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
17 Aug 2025
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The Baratie's Daycare Services by tinyteacups
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
07 Jul 2025
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“This isn’t a daycare!” Sanji shouts, waving his spatula threateningly as the swordsman stalks off without so much as a backwards glance.
The toddler on his hip reaches out her grubby hands for the cake batter. The seven-year-old hiding behind his legs waves shyly at the retreating form. The new girl, who has to be around ten at most, tilts her head at the cook as though to say ‘yeah, right.’
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Zoro acquires a lot of children in his travels as the world’s strongest. What was he supposed to do? Bring them with him?
Sanji is adamant about the fact that the Baratie: All Blue is no place for any of the children Zoro drops off.
Zeff is just excited to finally have grandkids running around.
(Alternatively, Zoro is deadset on making Sanji a single father).
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
06 Aug 2025
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“What?” Zoro redirects, “wait, I thought you wanted me to win?”
“Oh I did,” the Prince snorts, a crook of a smile on his lips. “Judge was furious that a common pirate took his fancy tournament by storm.”
Zoro doesn’t reply, trying to consolidate the nervous omega he’d seen at breakfast with the spitfire that stood before him now.
Sanji takes another slow draw of his cigarette and then snarls, pulling himself to his full height and adjusting his stance to one of offense, one foot sliding back in a practiced move for balance. “I’ll have you know that it’s not just the strength of his heirs that necessitates a tournament of strength for my intimacy,” he smirks. “For all his talk about the weakness of omegas, Judge has sent many an alpha to my chambers before,” the blond explains harshly, his eye blazing. “They have never returned successful, or intact.”
Oh.
So that’s where the two sides converged.
The omega could fight.
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Swordsman and Alpha Roronoa Zoro enters a tournament of strength only to discover the prize is not the jewelry and gems he expected.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
03 Aug 2025
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“I don’t think I’m human,” Sanji says. “Not anymore.”
Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
02 Jun 2025
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Sanji is having a crisis. Zoro is in love. Law just wants to be left alone.
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
02 Jun 2025
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“Oi. Sanji. What colour’s my hair?”
He could see the incredulous look on the waiter’s face out of the corner of his eye. “How the fuck should I know? Just looks grey to me.”
And there it was, the damning sentence that confirmed Zoro’s fears. He let out a long breath, gritting his teeth as he processed it. Zoro had found his soulmate, but Sanji hadn’t found his.
(or the six times zoro didn’t have a soulmate, not really, and the one time he did.)
Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
02 Jun 2025
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“So let me get this straight,” Nami says, her voice not even slightly slurred despite the insane amount of alcohol they’ve consumed tonight. “Your sister, as she does every few months, tried to set you up on a date with some random dude.”
“Yep.”
“And instead of saying no to this like you usually do, you accidentally told her you were seeing someone.”
“Right.”
“To which she suggested you bring this non-existent someone to a small family get-together at the home of your weirdo vampire dad.”
“Uh huh.”
“But rather than coming up with an excuse for why that wasn’t an option, you doubled down on the whole fabricated mess and agreed, not only to go, but to bring your aforementioned imaginary boyfriend with you.”
“Mhm.”
“Wow,” she says, staring into the contents of her glass like they might somehow contain the secrets of the universe. “You’re an absolute idiot.”
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
17 May 2025
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On a small island, on a lovely night full of music and fun and food, Zoro and Sanji accidentally get married. It is as ridiculous as it sounds—or at least it is at first, until Zoro finds being married to Blackleg Sanji isn't as bad as one might assume.
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
16 May 2025
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The one where Zoro scowls at everyone who gets too close to Sanji, and Sanji unconsciously lets him.
Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
14 May 2025
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Wado is different. Not only is the white sword clearly special to Zoro, but her haki signature is also the least threatening of the three. She still feels dangerous, like any powerful weapon should, but it’s a serene sort of strength—something like a still, deep body of water or Zoro’s powerful body held still in meditation.
Sanji chases that familiar sensation deep into the ocean, even as his lungs start to burn and the pressure of the water threatens to crush him from above. Wado has been with the Straw Hats even longer than Sanji has, and he refuses to let the ocean have her.
Or; Sanji dives into the water after Wado, Zoro shares a secret in the middle of the night, and something shifts irrevocably between them.
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Bookmarked by Whatismadness (FunStory)
19 Apr 2025