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  1. Rec 57

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    No version of Erik can ever be trusted with Internet access. Similarly, neither can Cristi be trusted with either the promise of a cool mirror or the opportunity to take down those who have wronged her. Together, they plot to sabotage the worst Thanksgiving dinner of all time! There’s a business arrangement or two between them, thanks to some irresponsible late-night Craigslist browsing – and surely that’s as far as it goes . . . right?

    Reposting for Thanksgiving! Hope you all have a good one!

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    25 Feb 2026

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    天才般的杰作!
    啊啊啊啊啊啊啊我真的要他妈的笑死了,从没想过我的公开rec里会有这么一篇格格不入的,但我真一直在尖叫狂笑翻滚,卧槽怎么会有这么天才的作品太喜欢这篇的塑造了,埃里克简直又疯又脏 粗俗高雅又可爱!!! 我很少见过那种乍一看在胡扯其实写得相当牛逼让我开怀大笑的东西了,某种意义的神作,我好遗憾看完这篇以后再也遇不到这么有意思的神文了,完美至极
    莎士比亚八辈子也写不出来这么生动有趣的玩意儿

  2. Rec 60

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    Erik has been alone for most of his life, but it's been bearable. Enriching himself with the vast world wide web, he finds that he can be anyone he wants to be while finding the solution to social needs that he's severely neglected.

    Stumbling onto a small YouTube channel run by a beautiful young woman, he wonders if it's possible that he doesn't actually have to be alone forever.


    Christine Daae has led a relatively sheltered life. Despite her father's chronic illness and their poverty, she has always had a knack for looking on the bright side of everything. In the hype of social media, she creates a small VLog channel to function as her living scrapbook. She doesn't understand just how dangerous it could be.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Absolute Masterpiece, Best Modern AU Ever!!!
    我求求你们去看吧,我跪下来求了,真的好看得我要死,好痛啊好好看,好痛啊好好看
    我希望点进我主页的读者都能知道我主页公开rec的bookmark都是我阅文百篇里的神中神看了不后悔的那种好吗?

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    For the sake of his little wife, Erik intends to give her the married life he promised, along with all of the sundry that comes with it: a sun-lit house above the ground. A devoted and gentle husband. Damp, dark soil, filled with all manner of things rich and thriving.

    Unfortunately for him, Christine cannot forget the past so easily. And rot will always find its way into even the happiest of homes.

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    21 Sep 2025

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    啥也不说了,神作。这文笔你就看吧,太特么艺术性了,就这文字水准就是神中神了,脑子里已经没有剧情了(当然剧情也很好)文字像莎士比亚在世一样灌输进我脑子里如同刷了三百篇优秀散文集。百年之后这篇文的原稿将出现在博物馆展出。

  4. Rec 88

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    A scorpion and a grasshopper. A choice. One moment in time can change the course of life. Can Christine learn to love? Can Erik learn empathy? Can either of them ever forgive themselves or each other? Tuesday/Thursday

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    23 Sep 2025

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    神作。没有别的话说了,神作。我一直在哭
    读完心里空落落的