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    Mando'a, lit. "Little Commanders".

    At the beginning of the Clone Wars, the Jedi Council began fearing they would lose one of their best - Anakin Skywalker. In their fear of him quitting the Order, they issued him a padawan. It was a desperate move, and one they weren't exactly proud of, but it worked. Not only did Ahsoka Tano wind up a competent leader and devoted Jedi, but her master also grew closer to the Order and the other jedi around him as a result.

    As the war has dragged on, many masters have either died or been forced to compromise their principles. No longer satisfied with current events, even the most loyal among them have questioned their actions and faith.

    In short: well, if it works once...
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    Or: everyone gets a padawan, everything is dramatic, and the jedi half-forgot how absolutely Mandalorian their clones are and left their children in adoption-range. Expect shenanigans, misadventures, and Palpatine's unfortunate, humiliating demise. What a shame.

    Partially inspired by the Soft Wars series by Project0506.

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    “There are 7 billion people in this world and then there was you. And you somehow became the most important one out of all those billions.”

    Clarke is an up-and-coming artist and the foster mom to sisters, Madi and Ontari.

    Lexa is a highschool English teacher who's prepared to remain single in the wake of her last relationship.

    The two women lead less than ordinary lives, but maybe that's what makes them so perfect for each other.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    Caitlyn believes she knows her plan. She doesn't need happiness, she doesn't need love. Those things are overrated anyway.

    Then the child shows up.

    Then her mom shows up.

    And just like that, happiness and love are thrust back onto her path. And she must decide if she's going to fight for them, or let her fear push her back to her original plan.

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    Caitlyn didn't know she had a kid with Vi until that kid decided being a family should be part of their plan.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Much to her own detriment, Yennefer finds out the hard way that both Ciri and Geralt have more in common than just Destiny...

    One-shot where Geralt and Yennefer try doing the parent thing.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    Yen eyes her sidelong. "You're pretty shy for a kid who, what—climbed out the window and tracked down a man she barely knew?"

    "Walked out the front door," Ciri mutters. "Grandpa was playing video games."

    Aka: When Geralt's goddaughter turns up outside the bar on karaoke night, Yennefer is the one who convinces him to let her stay.

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