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“I think we’ve been circling this one for a while. You treat yourself like absolute dirt when I don’t call you on it. Particularly around your dynamic — you’ve never come to me when you need it, waiting for me to bring it to you. I’m starting to think there’s more to it than just stubbornness. I have to ask — you do know that being a sub is nothing to be ashamed of, right?”
“Well…”
“No. That’s a yes or no question.”
“No, I don’t know that.”
He sounds so small. Shit. Riley’s not cut out for dealing with this, but he’s going to try. For Aethelwynne.
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How Jake came to be a part of the Holt-Cozner household.
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Whatever You Want by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar for Highway58
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
07 Jul 2026
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“I’m not allowed to do anything. I can’t like what I like. It’s like no one trusts me to make any decision about myself. Ever. Not even whether I want to hook up with someone from the bar.” Spencer mumbles. “Can’t even have one fun night out."
That does it. Derek pulls Spencer’s glass out of his hands, getting his attention firmly.
“Fuck that,” he says, “you should get a say. What do you want?”
“Even,” Spencer swallows, “even if all I want to do tonight is lose my virginity?”
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Spencer,
Since maturing, I have had one fantasy — to make a meal that is truly better than sex. Ambitious, truly, and only worse when I truly explain it: I wish to watch my lover orgasm simply from eating what I have prepared for them. Dreadfully far-fetched, but nonetheless addictive to my mind. I know this is physiologically improbable (at best). However, after giving it some thought — read, years of thought, including to this very moment, I think the effect I dream of could be readily achieved. It would, I think, only take a carefully planned menu, some light mechanical aid, and a willing participant.
I hope this letter gives you some food for thought. Please let me know if you’d be interested in making this a reality with me.
Tuck in,
Rossi---
In a universe where the BAU is an established polycule, Rossi invites Spencer to help him bring a fantasy into the real world - bringing a lover to orgasm with nothing but food.
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- Part 2 of Everyone is Poly because BAU
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Being little on your own is just sad. You play alone. No one comes to get you for dinner, so you make your own meals, and eat them alone, and then you clean up the mess by yourself. You tuck yourself into bed. If you’re lucky, you might have a stuffy to kiss goodnight, but they sure as hell don’t kiss back. Emily can’t see a point without a caregiver. It doesn’t hit the same.
Which, incidentally, might be how she ended up alone and on blockers.
Thankfully, that's not the end of the story.
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- Part 1 of BOB 'verse
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50 Worst Dates (MCU) by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar, SebsNightmareCure (orphan_account)
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
04 Oct 2019
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What it says on the tin. Good Luck!
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Everyone is Poly because BAU by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV)
14 Jun 2026
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all that we love deeply (becomes a part of us) by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
Fandom Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
05 Aug 2026
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All Matt has to do is ask, and Karen and Foggy will be there.
Bookmarked by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
06 Aug 2026
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After several weeks of abstaining for fear of being noticed by Rocky and his incredible hearing, Grace finally caves and decides to jerk off. Of course, Rocky catches him, and it leads to a wide array of wrong assumptions.
Bookmarked by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
23 Jul 2026
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Consequences by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 Jun 2026
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Eva and Ryland steal away into a supply closet for some fun.
But not quite as much fun as Ryland might have hoped, since he's earned himself a punishment.
Bookmarked by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
21 Jul 2026
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i'm so curious about you, boy by nambi
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Jun 2026
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It’s obscene in a way that has no human equivalent. I think seeing human genitals on him would’ve shocked me less, because at least that’s something you might reasonably show to another person. But this, the place that is both mouth and everything else to him, that I’ve seen exactly once and then never again because it’s viewed as so private and intimate that even an Eridian’s mate does not get to see—that’s something else. The only time he would reveal himself like this to someone else would be to lay an egg, and even then it would be something you don't draw attention to, something necessary but shameful.
And now he’s showing me.
Not only that, he’s offering.
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Or: Just because the mission is over doesn’t mean Rocky and Grace are done exploring.
Bookmarked by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
21 Jul 2026
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Blip-D Approaching by fzanchikk
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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Sentient-rock-alien watches pornography for research purposes (literally) and conducts an experiment on his leaky-space-blob mate (to make him leak somewhere else) using a special gift made out of Xenonite.
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- Part 2 of Captain Dr. Grace's journey to Erid
Bookmarked by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
10 Jul 2026