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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    '“Honey… Honey, he’s dead.”

    It takes Eddie a good few seconds to process what the fuck he’s just heard. Sure, that’s hilarious, Bev, he should be saying. Dead. Har-de-fucking-har. Let’s all pretend Eddie isn’t conscious as this place literally crumbles around us! What fun! Getting some good chucks in, aren’t we, everyone? Yes, sir. You bet your fur.

    But he can’t say that. Even if he’d only re-met Bev less than two days ago, he knows that thirteen-year-old Eddie would trust her with his life, and that this hasn’t changed. So, as much as he wants to shy away from what she’s saying, he can’t help but consider it with solemnity. Nonetheless, he’s finding it hard to bring himself to look at the looming truth dead-on… no pun intended. Hell, if he really is… that, then he figures he’s allowed a slight moment of hesitation.'

    Eddie Kaspbrak wakes up and, despite the huge spiked arm that's just been thrust through his chest, he feels completely fine.

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  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    Richie's new cat Ketchup gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'cat burglar' when she starts to steal things from a house in the neighbourhood. Specifically socks and junk. Richie thinks nothing of it until he receives a rude letter from the owner of the items, and somehow finds himself swapping notes back and forth to this mystery man - via his cat.

    As if that wasn't enough, there's a new station manager at Derry's local radio station where Richie works, and he has to ask himself if it's weirder to be falling for his boss or for a man he's never met.

    ......There's no way the two situations are connected, is there??

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  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    "i know it's sad, but i never gave a damn about the weather. and it never gave a damn about me."

    "that literally makes zero sense, eds."

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    06 Mar 2024

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  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    “City morgue,” Richie warbles when he answers the call.

    “What the fuck, Richie?” Eddie shouts, no patience for Richie’s lame attempt at a prank.

    “Shit, Eds,” Richie sighs. Eddie can hear noise from Richie’s end, voices that indicate Richie has company. He thinks he can pick out Bill’s energetic tone from the blend. “I’m sorry, man, we got backed into a corner–”

    “What the hell kind of corner would force you to release a track with my fucking voice on it without my fucking permission?”

    “Yeah, he’s mad mad,” Richie’s voice is distant, clearly turning his mouth away from the phone to speak to the other people in the room.

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    Entirely inspired by Carly Holt's bridge on About You by the 1975.

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  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    Every person has a soulmate who can feel what they feel, and every morning Eddie Kaspbrack's fingers ache in a way he can't describe.

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    05 Mar 2024

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