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    Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki navigate what they are to one another after the Fourth Great Ninja war, finding out just why their souls pulled them back together. Naturally, they cannot be normal about it and face hurdles along the way- some self inflicted.

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    He was sunshine incarnate and Sasuke burned inside just being near him. His eyes were playful and staring down at Sasuke, a smirk tugging at his lips, slightly chapped. Breathing became difficult and Sasuke had the wildest thought of leaning up, and just kissing him. He blinked.

    What the actual fuck was that?

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    29 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Is this the best NaruSasu ff ever? Yes. Yes it is.

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    Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.

    What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.

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    Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.

    UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!

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    31 May 2026

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    Did i ever think i would ever read something like this? No. Was it one of the best things i have ever done? Absolutely.

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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    30 May 2026

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    Read ch 14

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    The only reason Sasuke keeps coming back to Konoha is because of that mattress. The bed is his only respite. And perhaps the dumbass who owns said bed might be worth it, too.

    Or, another canon divergence 699 that showers Sasuke with too much (deserved) love and attention that we all need for these unprecedented times.

    Title means "Bonded Light". It'll make sense when you're about 100K in.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    There was only one bed final boss.

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    Naruto wanted to impress the board and maybe get that corner office. Instead, he got Uchiha Sasuke.

    They're supposed to co-lead a major campaign.

    Instead, they keep ending up in supply closets, empty meeting rooms, and one particularly ill-advised hotel room in Hokkaido.

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    "Do you ever shut up?" Sasuke growled.

    "Do you ever get over yourself?" Naruto snapped.

    Sasuke pulled him closer.

    "I could have you fired."

    "Yeah, right. If that would make you feel better, you're welcome to call Daddy and—"

    The words were swallowed by Sasuke's lips.

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    23 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read ch 19