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    It’s like a beginning of a bad joke, the kind that people laugh at but nobody finds funny. Bruce Wayne goes to a bar to find out if the rumors about a new smuggler operating from the place are true and ends up getting drunk with Joker. It has to be a joke.

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    Bruce tries to date Joker and keep him from finding out he's Batman at the same time.

    Small consistency edits made in 12/28/2025

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    22 Sep 2017

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    (00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
    (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
    (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
    (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
    (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
    (00:45) What
    (00:46) The
    (00:46) Fuck???
    (00:47) Oh good, you are awake!


    where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there

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    09 Feb 2017

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    This is The pure definition of cuteness. I can't count how many times I've squealed from just reading this.

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    Before Joshua Dun had been born, before his parents had been born, before their parents had been born and so on, there had been a war.

    And now there’s Tyler.

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    20 Oct 2016

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    I love it!! It's the bees knees

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    When Tyler recovers from a bad fall, it isn't the happy reunion people are expecting, because the last thing Tyler remembers is playing the winning shot his senior year of high school, almost ten years ago. He doesn't remember Josh, or the band, or any of the accomplishments the two have achieved. In fact, he's not even interested in music. He's interested in basketball, and Tyler can't comprehend the fact that he's married to a girl named Jenna but is falling in love with Josh.

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    16 Oct 2016

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    The rule was simple: Make 500 baskets, or you don’t get dinner.
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    Contrary to popular belief, basketball player Tyler Joseph doesn’t have it as good as everyone* thinks he does

    *Josh Dun, the quote unquote new kid with blue hair and crazy friends

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    10 Oct 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Problematic is my middle name and I like it.