GuardianOfTheGates
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A dispatch box for an assortment of short ficlets and 221bs. Chapter 1: Holmes has a clever plan which the doctor strongly objects to.
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The Curse Of The Pharaoh by GuardianOfTheGates
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
10 Jul 2015
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Sherlock Holmes is a logical man who decidedly does not believe in curses. But he's about to learn the hard way there are more things in Heaven and Earth then are dreamt of in his philosophy.
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A Most Inconvenient Effect by GuardianOfTheGates
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
08 Jul 2015
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Wherein Mr Sherlock Holmes is subjected to unwanted attentions on a train.
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A stroll on a summer's afternoon steers the detective and his doctor into a very curious establishment.
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The Transylvanian Horror by GuardianOfTheGates
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Dracula - Bram Stoker
03 Jul 2015
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When an ordinary missing person's case leads Holmes & Watson to Eastern Europe, they may just find out the hard way that the villagers warning them to turn back might not be so superstitious after all...
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“Seduction, of course, is an option,” Beelzebub continues, oblivious to Crowley’s broken brain. “We would like to see him fall. How you get there is unimportant.”
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17 Apr 2020
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Quiet Reflection by shinyopals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Dec 2019
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‘This is- put me down,’ Crowley demands, more forcefully this time. He attempts to roll out of Aziraphale’s arms, and the grip on him only tightens. Aziraphale is like iron, except with an extremely cuddly outer layer that smells like a sea breeze and expensive cologne. One of his arms is under Crowley’s leg and gripping his thigh. The other is around Crowley’s back, holding him close enough to- well. Close.
The phrase “bridal style” flutters through Crowley’s mind and he attempts to clamp down on it furiously.
After the Apocalypse, Crowley senses Demons coming, and manages to hide himself and Aziraphale inside a nearby church for safety. He probably should have thought this through.
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30 Dec 2019
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
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23 Dec 2019
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Crowley worked in Sales. He had never intended to work in Sales. It had just sort of happened. One moment, there he’d been, a newly minted university graduate off to change the world, exquisitely useless Philosophy degree in hand, and now here he was, having sauntered vaguely downwards into a Hell that consisted mainly of cold-calling new customers and sucking up to existing ones.
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09 Dec 2019
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Aziraphale Doesn't Like Christmas by Jade_Waters
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2019
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It seems paradoxical, an angel not liking Christmas, but nevertheless Crowley knows it to be true. It’s been true almost as long as Christmas has been A Thing, and it's high time Crowley figured out why.
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30 Nov 2019