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    [Thumbnail description: An octopus using two tentacles to make the shocked Kevin McCallister face meme over an image of a twitter feed. The words “OH NO!” are superimposed on the image.]

    Percy has finally settled on a career path: he'll be an oceanic vigilante! (Fine, environmental influencer, whatever.) To succeed, he's going to have to seek out the attention he's been avoiding for so long. But interacting with the mortal world has risks: he doesn't dare expose the godly world to mortals, not everyone wants him to succeed, and a scandal or an ill-timed explosion at a national monument could ruin everything. But no matter what happens, he is certain to disrupt the social media ecosystem!

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Luke rises from the waters of Trikrena, witnessed by nymphs who call him a blessing and summon Hermes to witness the result of his spilled ichor.

    In Athens, the gods witness a miracle of their own: Percy and Annabeth, born together in a burst of water and divinity.

    Three miracles are born that night.

    Only one of them runs.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    In myth, Hermes lulled Argus Panoptes to sleep with music and divinity. Victory came easily. The thousand-eyed giant never stirred.

    But not this time.

    In this telling, Argus wakes. And before he dies for it, he wounds Hermes—an Olympian. A god.

    Bleeding and annoyed, Hermes returns to Trikrena, the sacred spring where he was first bathed as a babe, to wash away the ichor from his skin.

    But divine blood in sacred water has never been a small thing.

    From it, something new is born.

    A god, full-grown. A boy with old wounds and a name that still burns.

    Luke Castellan dies killing Kronos. But the Titan does not go quietly. In trying to halt the end, something else begins.

    A myth fractures. A god is remade.

    A son is reborn.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Upon his resurrection, Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as the Dark Lord Voldemort, goes to the bank to reclaim his lordships and vaults; war is expensive after all.

    What he discovers throws a severe wrench in every plan he's ever had as he suddenly finds himself the parent of three...four, five, seve-

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    27 Jan 2026

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    They were used to catching killers in the act, not listening to audiobooks and making strangely coloured cookies wearing gingham aprons but that hardly exonerated the kid. After all, there was a lot about him that just didn't sit right, that seemed far too close to the case to be a coincidence.

     

    In which Percy Jackson really isn't a serial killer, he just has terrible luck.

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    17 Jan 2026