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“Patrick, I think I’m gay.”
The Captain’s revelation comes as a bit of a surprise. But then, it also isn’t that much of a surprise after all.
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Pat was happy, considering the circumstances (i.e. the divorce). His new job at Button House was more fulfilling than the bank had ever been and the other tenants of the manor had been very welcoming. They were all quickly becoming friends.
Except for the grumpy groundsman who would not talk to any of them and never came to Pizza Night.
Who in their right mind didn't like pizza?
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Life at Button House was never quite boring.
Well. It did feel very boring most days. But one of Humphrey's housemates always managed to liven things up. By coming up with more and more ridiculous ideas for pizza toppings during Pizza Night for example. Or by making Humphrey think that they might commit mass murder with their shotgun soon.
No, life at Button House was never entirely boring.
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Alternative summary (courtesy of nemomeimpune)
The Captain being a mysterious and mopey autistic gay mess and Humphrey being his accidental confidante and Patrick stubbornly insisting on being his friend. -
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Pat and the Captain have been in a relationship for years. They failed to mention this when Alison first moved into Button House. So did all the others.
Because it was obvious. There was no need to talk about it.
Alison, however, managed to miss any and all clues for years.Basically, everything we see on the show stays the same. And then we get the little scenes in between that undeniably show that those two idiots are madly in love with each other.
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The war is over and James and Anthony have finally found a way to be together at last.
Vignettes of a quiet life that might have been.
Bookmarked by Happy_Camper7
10 Aug 2025
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GP Anthony Havers is not where he wants to be. He's been dumped for a younger model, lost his home and custody of a very nice winged back chair he bought in the Next VIP Sale.
What he's got instead is the inhabitants and employees of Button House Estate and Country Park, a skeleton, a silver fox of an estate manager and a clause in his father's last will and testament triggered by his return.
Apparently not confirming the birth order of your triplets can cause chaos 42 years later.Uneasy lies the head that could (possibly) wear the crown.
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Anthony returns to Button House, fancies the pants off Cap and finds out whether he is Lord Button or not.
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03 Aug 2025
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Wedding season approaches at Button House and, for once, everything is going off without a hitch. Of course, there’s the slight issue of Pat’s recent epiphany about his sexuality, Kitty’s determination to get her hands on as much badly-written erotica as possible, and the peasants becoming decidedly revolting. Still, if only the ghosts can refrain from murdering any of the builders, Alison is fairly sure they can pull this off.
Or, Pat and the Captain negotiate coming out, even if it's only to each other.
Bookmarked by Happy_Camper7
14 Jul 2025
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Pat gives the Captain a badge for teamwork, the day after they go camping together. And the Captain likes that a lot.
Or: Five times Pat doms the Captain by accident, and one time he does it on purpose.
Bookmarked by Happy_Camper7
21 Jun 2025
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Pat and Robin decide to take their dating ideas to the Captain. Cap is happy to play along, until a misunderstanding causes embarrassment and Pat has to find a way to fix things (Set during s5-ep6, “Last Resort”)
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28 May 2025

