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Lightning fast Dean's grin slants into sly and Sam's stomach lurches hard enough that his lungs get jealous and jump in on the action. Without so much as a glance in Sam’s direction for approval, Dean lifts one shoulder and says, "I'll make out with Sam."
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08 Sep 2026
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Dean’s your typical half-orphaned, monster-killing 22-year-old until a trenchcoated stranger crashes into his back windshield one September night, claiming he’s an angel that knows him from the future and that he’s on the run.
Frigging fantastic.
(Or, in which Castiel gets stuck in Dean’s timeline preseries and Dean kind of hates it—until he doesn’t.)
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06 Sep 2026
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When the wall crumbles for good, Sam loses all touch on reality, and Dean soon follows suit. Without any other options, Dean consults Castiel, who proposes an extreme solution: soul bondage. And although this is probably the worst plan in a line of really terrible ideas, Dean doesn't even hesitate, and the consequences of his actions spin out of control. Even as Sam and Dean begin to deal with their forced proximity and the even more disastrous emotional effect of their bond, a group of demons begin to promote anarchy in a little town in Nevada.
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29 Aug 2026
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"I can help with other things, too. I've been told I'm good with my hands." Dean winks, watching to see how the quip lands.
There isn't really a height difference between them, but the older man is thicker, heavier with age and muscle and time. He's broader and probably stronger, if not for the injury. Dean could outrun him, if he had to, but to where? His own front door?
He reaches out a hand to touch Mr. Novak's belt, presses a finger to the silver buckle there.
"Been told I'm good with my mouth, too."
It's Summer in Sugar Run, Florida. John has disappeared to God knows where, and Dean is doing whatever he can to make ends meet and keep food on the table. He's used to doing all sorts of odd jobs–but working for the taciturn and slightly strange older man on the other side of the park presents a new set of challenges...and a new set of rewards.- Language:
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17 Aug 2026
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Dean was getting hard, watching Sam. The worst part was that he was surprised by it: he lied to himself, so perfectly and for so long, that he actually managed to feel scandalized, as if it were news to him. Me? Hard for my brother? Since when?
But it wasn’t news. It wasn’t the first time. It wasn’t the fifth time. Sparring last night. Watching him sleep last week. At a motel pool in Arizona last year. Dean had been sick for so long.
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03 Aug 2026
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Season 1. A wave of Missing Persons cases at an upscale couples resort catches the Winchesters' attention, prompting them to go undercover to investigate. Dean figures there's no harm in faking a romantic relationship with his little brother as long as it nets them the best service the hotel can offer, but it's a little unsettling how easily the pretending seems to come to him. Especially when Sam's acting has never been quite this good before.
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02 Aug 2026
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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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- Part 1 of talk
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16 Jul 2026
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“I bet you... that I can get laid tonight before you can get a single kiss. We pick each other’s targets.”
Dean bites his lip in the vain attempt to not burst out laughing. “Uh-huh,” he says. “Sure, Sammy. Someone single and actually attractive, sure.”
“Deal?” Sam says. “A kiss on the mouth, no cheating.”
Still pushing down a laugh, Dean offers his hand across the table. They shake. “Deal. Okay, who am I going for?”
Sam smiles wider than the devil that once possessed him, and answers: “Cas.”
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30 Jun 2026
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He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
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07 Jun 2026
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Something was definitely off with Ruben. More off than usual, anyhow.
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01 Jun 2026
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“Sit on me.”
It’s an insane thing to offer. Logically, Eddie knows this. Nobody in their right mind would do what he’s about to do, but Eddie’s starting to think maybe he isn’t in his right mind.
“Sit on you?”
“On my thighs,” Eddie explains. “That way you, uh. You know. You can touch.”
“Your ass?”
Eddie nods.
A small, wheezy laugh slips past Buck’s lips. “You want me to sit on you and j-jerk off to porn?”
“And touch,” Eddie adds.
Or: Buck wants to hit the town and get laid. Eddie is vehemently against this idea.
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15 May 2026
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Eddie keeps forgetting that he has a girlfriend. Or that Buck has a boyfriend.
a.k.a:
Chimney's bachelor party, as told in two parts.
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27 Apr 2026
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Eddie is in love with his best friend.
But not in, like, a romantic way. Because Eddie is straight. He used to be married to Shannon. He has a son. He’s had sex with women, and he usually enjoyed it. Was it ever the crazy, mind-blowing experience he’s heard other people describe? No. But he’s pretty sure those people are exaggerating anyway.
The point is, what he feels for Buck is completely different from anything he felt for Shannon or Ana or Marisol. And if what he felt for them was romantic, that obviously means his feelings for Buck are platonic. It’s just an added bonus that Buck is nice to look at, with his broad shoulders and brawny arms and eyes that sparkle when he smiles.Buck is still living on Eddie’s couch, and it’s been great — really great. But Buck is still talking about moving out, and he can’t let that happen. If there’s a limit to what he’ll do to keep Buck under his roof, Eddie hasn’t found it yet.
OR
5 Times Eddie Helped Buck + 1 Time He Didn’t
Now Complete!
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08 Mar 2026
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“Wanna dance?” Eddie asks, leaning only slightly away to look at Buck. He’s smirking now, eyes traveling all over Buck’s face, taking in his expression and the color blooming on his cheeks.
There’s a look in Eddie’s eyes now, one that Buck hadn’t quite seen before this trip. Or had he? Did it just not mean to him then what he realizes, or thinks, it means now? Regardless, it confirms a thought that has been niggling at the back of his mind all night.
Flirting. Eddie was flirting with him.
or, Buck visits Eddie in Texas a few months after he leaves LA. They road trip to Austin with Adriana to stay with Sophia, who has planned a night out on the town that none of them will soon forget - especially Buck and Eddie.
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06 Mar 2026
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No matter the distance, the silence, or the storms in between – what’s meant to find it’s way will always do so. The universe, in its quiet wisdom, knows how to bring hearts home.
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Buck and Eddie can’t stand each other, constantly arguing and getting on the team's nerves. On a call, a botched magical encounter leaves them stuck hearing each other’s thoughts. Forced into unbearable closeness, they unravel secrets, past wounds, and inconvenient desires. What begins as a curse turns into the most intimate connection either has ever known. But falling in love when your enemy knows everything you’re thinking? That’s the real risk.--
Magic AU where Buck and Eddie end up with Telepathic Communication- Language:
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06 Mar 2026
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Everyone wants Buck to heal from the past year, and they think getting laid will help him. Buck doesn't want to revert back to Buck 1.0, but he also doesn't want his friends to worry about him. So Buck enlists the help of his best friend Eddie in fooling his friends.
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28 Feb 2026
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“C'mere," Buck says, sitting up to scoot closer to Eddie.
"What are you doing?” Eddie asks, and Buck sighs.
"You can just kiss me, get a taste of the lip balm, and tell me what flavour you think it is.”
Eddie can’t believe his ears.
"That is such a stupid way to win a bet, Buck."
“Oh so you concede?"
Eddie rolls his eyes, shaking his head before planting both hands on the sides of Buck's face and hauling him in to press their lips together.
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Buck and Eddie make a bet on whether or not Eddie can guess all of Buck's lip balm flavours, and in order for Eddie to get a taste, they have to kiss.
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23 Feb 2026
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cheeks pink in the twinkling lights by addendum for jimmyjrsmusoems
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
06 Aug 2024
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More and more lately, Jimmy Jr’s been consumed by what Tina is doing.
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21 Feb 2026
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a message in a bottle is all i can do (standing here, hoping it gets to you) by jimmyjrsmusoems for addendum
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
09 Oct 2023
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Taking a deep breath, he typed out a simple “hey tina” and pressed send, immediately slamming his phone face-down onto the counter in-front of him. Trev shot him a questioning look, and Jimmy Jr. looked away, hoping that his face hadn’t turned tomato-red.
After what felt like an agonizing amount of time but was really only a few minutes, his phone buzzed - Jimmy Jr. tried not to leap for it, instead scooping it off the counter with deliberate carefulness.
"Who is this?"
_Or....that time that Jimmy Jr. texted Tina on the emergency phone, but Bob was the one who had the emergency phone, not Tina.
Title from the song "Message in a Bottle" by Taylor Swift.
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21 Feb 2026
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“So…” he drags out the word, long and languid, taking another pull from his bottle. Pushes harder. “That’d be okay with you?”
“What would?”
“If I… you know, brought someone here?” Buck drapes his arm over the back of the couch, expectant. Eager for Eddie’s answer.
Eddie just shrugs.
So Buck shoves. “Maybe we need to make some rules?”
“Rules?” Now Eddie’s frowning.
“Y-yeah. Or, like, a system. For… guests?”
Eddie’s eyes narrow in confusion and then widen. He chokes a little, coughs, and when he speaks, his voice has dropped an octave, husky at the edges. “What’d you have in mind?”
or: Buck and Eddie implement a system for sexiling each other. Except it only works if you respect the system.
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10 Feb 2026