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Not Ineffable by HauntedSnake
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jun 2019
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After the Armageddon that didn't happen, maybe it's time for two inmortal beings to afront their feelings.
" What I just happen to be thinking is that our side is… not ineffable. -
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A sad moment before a new start happens at a Parisian street.
Inspired by the song "Don't take my sunshine away"
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He knows what Daniel is about to say before he begins.
“Yeah, hey listen. I got some fact checking to do—”
“I’ve told you, Daniel. I’ve given my story. He can give his. I declined to participate in this documentary—”
“I watched you feed on Armand in Dubai, right? I’m not making that up?”
Louis’s hands pause. That wasn’t what he was expecting at all.
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For 114 years, Louis had an aversion to drinking Lestat's blood, but not for the reason Lestat thinks. Daniel reaches out to Louis for a fact check.
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Angel-Centered Therapy Through A Multicultural Lens: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2024
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“I’d love to meet with you,” Davey said, apologetically, when he had been called up by a fellow looking to initiate therapy, “but I’m all booked up for months.”
“Are you sure?” The fellow said, through a poor connection that crackled.
Davey had been sure. And yet. Right there in his calendar was a blank spot, just a few days away, which he had somehow completely overlooked before. “How about that…I’ve got Wednesday at eleven, if you can make that work.”
“What a miracle,” the fellow said, “that would be just the perfect time.”
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From: [email protected]
Subject: stop it.
why are you blessing garden snakes?
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Or, since before the Antichrist, Crowley has been sending Aziraphale emails he thinks the angel doesn't check. A few years later, Muriel discovers 668 drafts on Aziraphale's computer. They very helpfully hit SEND ALL.
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03 Jan 2024
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Tempt Me by SuspiciousCharacter1895
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Nov 2023
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“So you didn’t enjoy corrupting me, even a little?” And that - that was definitely Aziraphale’s mischievous voice, “Drawing me away from the straight and narrow?”
Crowley blinked. Interesting. “I didn’t not enjoy it. Heaven never deserved you. Encouraging you to forge your own path outside their limitations was perhaps, a little satisfying.”
“And now?” Aziraphale leaned toward Crowley, “Do you still get satisfaction when you tempt me?”
“I don’t - I mean I don’t really need to tempt you anymore angel.”
“Is that right? Already corrupted am I?”
Crowley’s mind leapt of its own volition to the previous evening, when Aziraphale had thoroughly fucked Crowley over his desk, zero temptation required. His mouth went a little dry, “Would you like me to tempt you, angel?”
Set in an unspecified future when they figure it all out and are happy together.
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02 Dec 2023
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lurched like a stray to the arms that were open (no shortage of sordid, no protest from me) by Anonymous for actualchangeling
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale had looked at him so helplessly, so brokenly, but he had nodded, pursing his trembling lips together and then parting them again as he sank to his knees before Crowley just as the demon had done for him, both entirely out of their own violation and desires and wants and needs - and that was that.
(There is something so delectably awful, Crowley had thought once, about giving into desire, but denying yourself the one part of it that you want the most, now isn’t there?)
Don’t kiss me, he said, he repeated over and over and over not as a reminder for Aziraphale but for himself - because if he didn’t, he would not be able to find comfort in the feeling of Aziraphale’s touch, and he needed that, just as much as the angel needed his.
Crowley and Aziraphale figure that if things are already going to shit, surely they can't make it worse by giving in to each others' temptation. (Or: a lot of smut. Some of it very emotionally visceral and angry, at least on Crowley's part, and a purposeful lack of kissing, because that would just hurt too badly, now wouldn't it?)
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