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He knows what Daniel is about to say before he begins.
“Yeah, hey listen. I got some fact checking to do—”
“I’ve told you, Daniel. I’ve given my story. He can give his. I declined to participate in this documentary—”
“I watched you feed on Armand in Dubai, right? I’m not making that up?”
Louis’s hands pause. That wasn’t what he was expecting at all.
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For 114 years, Louis had an aversion to drinking Lestat's blood, but not for the reason Lestat thinks. Daniel reaches out to Louis for a fact check.
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09 Aug 2025
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Angel-Centered Therapy Through A Multicultural Lens: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2024
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“I’d love to meet with you,” Davey said, apologetically, when he had been called up by a fellow looking to initiate therapy, “but I’m all booked up for months.”
“Are you sure?” The fellow said, through a poor connection that crackled.
Davey had been sure. And yet. Right there in his calendar was a blank spot, just a few days away, which he had somehow completely overlooked before. “How about that…I’ve got Wednesday at eleven, if you can make that work.”
“What a miracle,” the fellow said, “that would be just the perfect time.”
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From: [email protected]
Subject: stop it.
why are you blessing garden snakes?
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Or, since before the Antichrist, Crowley has been sending Aziraphale emails he thinks the angel doesn't check. A few years later, Muriel discovers 668 drafts on Aziraphale's computer. They very helpfully hit SEND ALL.
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03 Jan 2024
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Tempt Me by SuspiciousCharacter1895
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Nov 2023
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“So you didn’t enjoy corrupting me, even a little?” And that - that was definitely Aziraphale’s mischievous voice, “Drawing me away from the straight and narrow?”
Crowley blinked. Interesting. “I didn’t not enjoy it. Heaven never deserved you. Encouraging you to forge your own path outside their limitations was perhaps, a little satisfying.”
“And now?” Aziraphale leaned toward Crowley, “Do you still get satisfaction when you tempt me?”
“I don’t - I mean I don’t really need to tempt you anymore angel.”
“Is that right? Already corrupted am I?”
Crowley’s mind leapt of its own volition to the previous evening, when Aziraphale had thoroughly fucked Crowley over his desk, zero temptation required. His mouth went a little dry, “Would you like me to tempt you, angel?”
Set in an unspecified future when they figure it all out and are happy together.
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02 Dec 2023
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lurched like a stray to the arms that were open (no shortage of sordid, no protest from me) by Anonymous for actualchangeling
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale had looked at him so helplessly, so brokenly, but he had nodded, pursing his trembling lips together and then parting them again as he sank to his knees before Crowley just as the demon had done for him, both entirely out of their own violation and desires and wants and needs - and that was that.
(There is something so delectably awful, Crowley had thought once, about giving into desire, but denying yourself the one part of it that you want the most, now isn’t there?)
Don’t kiss me, he said, he repeated over and over and over not as a reminder for Aziraphale but for himself - because if he didn’t, he would not be able to find comfort in the feeling of Aziraphale’s touch, and he needed that, just as much as the angel needed his.
Crowley and Aziraphale figure that if things are already going to shit, surely they can't make it worse by giving in to each others' temptation. (Or: a lot of smut. Some of it very emotionally visceral and angry, at least on Crowley's part, and a purposeful lack of kissing, because that would just hurt too badly, now wouldn't it?)
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24 Nov 2023
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(to stay) under your skin by goosewriting
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Nov 2023
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Throughout history, Aziraphale has sort of made a habit of getting tattoos. Lots of them. All hidden under his many layers of clothing, of course— it’s simply another secret indulgence to him.
Crowley is none the wiser until one fateful day after the world doesn’t end.
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06 Nov 2023
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Break Into Blossom by YellowMustard
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Sep 2023
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Overall, the rules regarding miracles really are, well…miraculously close to Genie Rules. Aziraphale's honestly baffled that it's taken him over 6000 years to stumble across such a realisation.
But the thing is, other than three simple parameters, miracles are…essentially limitless. From a technical standpoint, miracles could be used to do…just about anything.
There's not any real need for either of them to do anything the human way.
But they don't do things the human way out of need.
They do them because they like to.
(OR: An exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s appreciation of doing things the human way. Light on plot, heavy on love x)
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20 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale forces a smile. He's squirming again, feels as if he can't get comfortable in his damned seat. Grips his knees at the same moment his eyes abandon him and give into their temptations. Drinks in the sight of the flesh molded over bone on Crowley's fingers. The blue-gray of his veins. The smoggy black of his manicure.
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Aziraphale has a thing for Crowley's hands
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15 Sep 2023
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Crowley is back sprawled across Aziraphale's lap almost before he's even fully sat back down in the chair, and Aziraphale just hums a quiet laugh and resumes carding his fingers through the demon's shoulder-length hair.
"I love you," he whispers, leaning down to brush a kiss over Crowley's forehead.
She scowls at him, but it's soft, and she doesn't lean away from the gentle affection radiating from Aziraphale. Even when she's angry with him, even when they fight over petty things and don't speak for days, (although those longer bouts of silence are much rarer now) she never pulls away from his love for her.
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03 Sep 2023
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Growing Pains by hope_in_the_dark
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2024
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Crowley goes to therapy, because he needs it. This is a story of hurt and healing, and eventually finding out what it means to be happy.
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20 Aug 2023
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Back, Behind the Lines by Metallic_Sweet
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Aug 2023
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Aziraphale fell because he dared to ask:
“If you love us, why do we suffer?”
(or, in 1947, the demon Aziraphale opens a bookshop and learns something important regarding the angel Raphael, better known as Crowley)
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- Part 3 of encamp and deliver
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20 Aug 2023
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summer falling through our fingers by heartshapedguy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Aug 2023
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“I love you,” Crowley says.
“Oh, I know. I love you, too.”
Crowley breaks out in a wobbly smile, one more valiant tear making a break for it down his cheek. Voice cracking, Crowley says, “Home office might not like it, if they find out.”
“Home office could fill a book with reasons they don’t like us, and that’s just with the last twenty-four hours,” Aziraphale points out. “I’m sure… fraternizing—”
“Is that what the kids are calling it these days—”
“You, hush. I’m sure this—” He gestures to their naked, entwined bodies— “won’t even make the top ten.”
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14 Aug 2023
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Call It Good by Vorpal_Sword
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jan 2023
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When bookshop owner Esther Fell invited mysterious author AJ Crowley to give a talk on her new novel, Call It Good, she hoped for a chance to meet an author she admired and to sell some books.
When Crowley sent off a caustic response to the bookseller, she hoped to have the invitation rescinded to get her publisher off her back so she could go back to grading papers, yelling at her plants, and glaring at the rough draft of her next book.
Neither expected it to blossom into a lively correspondence, nor to find a new friend...or maybe more.
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10 Aug 2023
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Crowley is Sulking.
If you were to ask Crowley, Crowley would insist he does not sulk. Twelve year olds sulk. Crowley broods. Crowley broods so well, in fact, that he cuts a tragic, practically Byronic figure. It is, he will go on to insist, the only thing Byronic about himself, but something he is well versed in, while completely ignoring the fact that Lord Byron, like nobody’s business, could sulk up a storm.
And the thing is, Crowley is capable of brooding, once in a blue moon. But Crowley isn’t brooding. Crowley is capital S Sulking and, eventually, Aziraphale is going to have to say something.
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02 Aug 2023
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“But you like sleeping,” Aziraphale replies, as if that means something. “All the more reason to move in with me. And I have–I have your favorite couch, for starters. And a bedroom, with a lovely, fluffy bed with only the thinnest layer of dust–”
Crowley scoffs. “Yeah, angel. A bedroom, as in, singular. I told you, there's just not enough room–”
“Precisely,” says Aziraphale, relieved to be understood. “Singular. It’s not as though we’ll be needing more than one.”
… Pardon?
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25 Jul 2023
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"Try and keep him from gambling." Kaz says, expression half amused and half exasperated.
Wylan, indignant, makes a horrible squeaking noise before he can hold it back. "Me?! Why?"
Kaz shrugs, smirking. "Maybe he'll actually listen to you."
Wylan has unconventional methods.
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06 Apr 2023
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Anarchy in the Bookshop by OfEden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Jan 2023
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Pre-apocalypse, sometime during the 80s/90s punk era. Heaven has noticed an uptick in demonic activity and assigned Aziraphale to go undercover and stop it at its source. Being the dutiful angel Aziraphale is, takes some inspiration from a certain demon to really look the part.
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- Part 2 of Alternative Omens
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29 Jan 2023
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Morning Light by MovesLikeBucky for OuidaMForeman
Fandoms: Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Oct 2022
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A soft morning in Crowley's flat.
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say goodnight and stay together by spinner_of_yarns
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2022
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“So, as you can see,” Crowley concluded his speech with a sweeping hand gesture. “This is the perfect demonic lair. Full of dust and odours.”
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In order to avoid a demonic ban on cleaning, Crowley pretends to live in the bookshop.
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- Part 10 of hold me close [unrelated prompt series]
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08 Oct 2022
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Charge of the Love Brigade by Ghostinthehouse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Sep 2022
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There's a game they play sometimes, on indulgent mornings like this, one that plays into each of their strengths and counters their weaknesses, meeting, as ever, in the middle, on their own side. They match each other's compliments in word or action, as they prefer.
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- Part 72 of Ficlet Omens
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30 Sep 2022