Haustere
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- Young Justice - All Media Types (1)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (1)
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Months before that fateful massacre, an eldan boy wakes to the acid-sour taste of defeat. Visions of a distant future flood his mind; of a prince yet to die, a tournament ending in bloodshed, and kingly ambitions snuffed out at the precipice. To anyone else, the foreknowledge would be a gift: A framework of what to avoid, and what to replicate.
It’s a shame that Louis has no patience for trickery. Second chances only exist in the realm of fantasy, after all.
Alternately, this is the story of Saint Charadrius.
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(i'll meet you) where the ocean ends by Haustere
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
13 Nov 2023
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Even though he liked to pretend otherwise, Satoru still cared.
Geto knows this. So he gathers whatever kindness he has left - scraping deep enough until his fingers bleed, until the gaping lack of it all distracts him from the omnipresent, all-consuming rage that leaves him clenching his teeth in the quiet hours of the night.
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Or: The time travel fix-it in which Geto, Satoru, and Nanami take a vacation to Kuantan, Malaysia, and any allegations of homicide are purely incidental.
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The Ephemeral Dawn by Haustere
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Dec 2022
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Flames lick at his skin, and each long and laboured breath invites a fresh wave of agony where the smoke cloys at his throat. The pain recedes before his thoughts escape him.
And yet he wakes. Todoroki Takeru is born to a family in shambles.
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Ignis sacrifices what his station demands, and Noctis survives. In the aftermath, the starscourge is a healing, grievous wound and – soon – a memory in sepia. They live out the rest of their lives basking in sunlight.
When the draconian offers Ignis a second chance at fate, nothing is what it seems.
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It isn’t cynicism. Adam believes in fallibility, in entropy, and stakes his career on it. Knows it, in monochrome clarity, shrapnel floating in the free expanse of black; gas giants making poor company in the mute vacuum and lives lost where he survives.
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Dance in the Dusk by sareyen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Nov 2025
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“You don’t even count as human, and you still want to become an immortal? You’ve missed the optimal time to begin cultivating – what can you become? Even if you muddle along with him, that charlatan Wu Yanzi, he isn’t even guaranteed to want you.”
Shen Jiu growled, wrenching out of Qiu Jianluo’s grip to hurl an ink stone at him. He missed.
Shen Jiu saw the change in Qiu Jianluo’s face instantly, the man’s hand rising up and blocking out the glow of candlelight. His towering shadow was Qiong Qi given flesh.
Shen Jiu’s body froze instinctively as he readied himself for a blow.
But it never came, because when Shen Jiu managed to look up, all he could see was a man’s broad back swathed in black robes, his grip tight around Qiu Jianluo’s wrist.
“Qiu-gongzi, what could ever make you think that a charlatan like me wouldn’t want this boy as his disciple?”
Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Wu Yanzi’s body and gets followed around by a feral teenager called Shen Jiu… who is kind of obsessed with him.
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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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- Part 1 of have your cake
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19 Nov 2025
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End Game by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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When Shen Yuan wakes up, disoriented and immobilized in a strange bed, he thinks his poor choice in meals has landed him in the hospital. Again. The food poisoning must have triggered some sort of relapse, too, since the doctors have gone all out and put him on the really good meds—he can barely see, and he can't move his limbs at all.
In a strange stroke of luck, though, his doctors seem familiar with PIDW. But why are they asking about Shen Qingqiu?
(In which Shen Yuan transmigrates into end-game Shen Qingqiu without realizing it, and Luo Binghe takes the opportunity to show his new, apparently-amnesiac "disciple" what it's like to have a cruel and powerful Shizun. It doesn't go quite like he expects.)
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17 Nov 2025
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By Hook or By Crook by Gemi, Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2025
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Transmigration is a dream come true. It’s only a shame he has this of all things come true. Him! As Ming Fan! The boy who grew up only to die of ants. It had been an almost well-deserved death, sure, but Shen Yuan is the one in the body now and he would rather fucking not.
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A humble transmigrator is assigned a role he does not find particularly flattering. Can he please get recast?
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12 Nov 2025
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Fields of Gold - (Jaime SI) by Daario_W
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
27 Nov 2025
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Something about Jaime was different—his demeanor, his way of thinking—and whether that change would prove a blessing or a curse, only time would tell.