17 Works by HazelMaines

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    Annatar's time in Eregion has grown wearisome.

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    He calls himself Mairon, and so do all his disciples in the crowd – here, everywhere. But he's Halbrand.

    The anonymous front man of Maia Revolt, the one who writes all the music, who can sing like an angel and scream like a demon, who's never been spotted in public without the band's signature old-gods-meet-new-metal costume on, is Halbrand. Her first neighbor, first friend, the boy with ears a little too big for his head, who was always practicing piano in her parents' living room and falling out of his chair during second grade phonics.

    Her Halbrand. The guy she was going to love forever, until she almost killed them both. Mairon is him.

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    On Day 19 of testimony, she glances back over her shoulder as she leaves for the lunch recess, and he’s staring at her ass. Narrows his eyes at her when he sees her looking. His lips curl up on a little snarl, like he’s baring his teeth at her, like –

    She almost runs into Gil, who gives her a funny look, and she tries to shake it off. They have an hour and she needs to eat, refresh her recollection of the morning’s testimony, and not think about how it would feel, safe and cozy, somewhere else, somewhere warm and soft, with that horrible attorney out there naked on top of her, leaning in to bite her throat, to sink his teeth into her mating gland, to pierce her skin and lap up the blood and claim her as his own.

    She hates him. She hates his gorgeous face, she hates his sexy voice, she hates that even her absorbent period underwear can't keep up when she catches a whiff of him.

    Or: Prosecutor Omega Gal vs. Defense Attorney Alpha Hal

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    "You're peeking," she squeaks, and he nods, chewing on his bottom lip. Galadriel's been thinking this look, this intensity, is just part of the new hot college Hal package, but they're staring at each other, and it feels different. Like there's a charge in the air between them, a thunderstorm about to break open.

    She isn't sure why she's covering herself when he's looking at her like that, with a little half-guilty, half-charming smile that makes her nipples harden behind her fingers.

    "I'm sorry," he says. He's not, but neither is she. "You're just so fucking hot."

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    Alternate ending/timeline to The Chain - the unhappy ending version.

    His lips brush the tip of her ear, and then her cheekbone, tasting her tears. She will be burned alive by this love, in the end, ruined by this accursed undying hope. It lives and flares and flows within her like the poisoned mountain, ever wounded and burning.

    (Or: At some point during the Second Age, Galadriel has been sent to negotiate terms of surrender with her mortal enemy, who is also her lover.)

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    "Facial asymmetry?" Harry mutters. "Meaning a tiny deviation of your septum that makes you no longer look like an AI portrait of a human being?"

    Malfoy snorts. "Good," he mutters. "Do not get me started on AI. Bad enough they have the damned things scraping my AO3 account – "

    "Your what?" Harry cuts him off. "Is that some kind of nepo baby dating app?"

    Malfoy looks deeply offended, a little snarl lifting his top lip. "I do not require an app to find dates, Potter. What is wrong with you? Are you legitimately unacquainted with An Archive Of Our Own?"

    (After not speaking for 15 years, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy get shoved into a metaphorical get-along cloak at a Kid Wizards Reunion Rally and discover they might not actually hate each other.)

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    If the show had better writing, Galadriel would be less insulted. But no. Hell is just an overdone take on the devil, stuck on earth, wreaking havoc and making panties drop while trying to repent from his evil ways. It's silly. It's fluff. And Galadriel knows the real reason they keep winning the ratings game. It's that himbo over there in a tropical shirt and cargo shorts.

    Stupid, sexy Satan.

    (Or: WGA Strike Captain Gal meets SAG Himbo Hal on the picket line.)

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    This boy is a perfectly ripened apple on the tree of knowledge, the exact flavor she wants to sink her teeth into and taste until she knows it all and she has sinned completely. She's going to get kicked out of Bible camp on the first day over him if she isn't careful.

    Galadriel Noldor breaks a few of the Faithful’s many, many rules on her 18th birthday and gets shipped off to Camp Númenor - aka Virgin Camp - to save her from herself. She didn’t count on meeting Halbrand Smith, whose parents are the famous pastor duo who operate the camp. Turning the page into adulthood, these two young people learn about the world, fall in love for the first time, and question everything they’ve been taught.

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    Vignettes from James Potter & Lily Evans' relationship, starting in Seventh Year.

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    3/?
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    How they became foot soldiers on the same side of this war, Harry still isn’t quite certain. He wonders sometimes if this is what the twins feel. Each one walking around with half of himself contained in another body.

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    16
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    There are cracks in more than just the bedroom ceiling, Draco realizes, wondering when he let down his guard and how he didn’t even notice it slipping away.

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    September 1, 1977. Sirius can't wait to see Remus.

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    Aulë did not sing with Melkor. But he did create the dwarves against the design of the One, a boisterous act of rebellion - and yet his stone children were granted breath and life and flourish today in their mines. It was his repentance that spared their kind, his willingness to make amends.

    Melkor's repentance was always false. And when Aulë sensed the growing presence of a familiar spirit, and then a great tempest at sea, he knew plenty of his order believed Mairon to be false, as well - always would. But eternity offers ample chance to learn from the past and to reshape the future. By the time Artanis called for him by name, he had little choice but to answer.

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    When Galadriel told Halbrand to bind himself to her, he wasn't the only one listening. And when our favorite immortal idiots fall in love, new possibilities for the future emerge. A mystical bond between them takes the form of a chain in the unseen world, and strange dreams of the future suggest that Galadriel was right all along - they were brought together for a purpose. But once she discovers the truth, will she be willing to see that purpose fulfilled?

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    16/?
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    Galadriel is almost twenty-nine when she starts fucking her fiancé’s roommate. It’s not like she doesn’t feel bad about it. She does. Really bad. But she can’t stop.

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    “For nothing is evil in the beginning. Even Sauron was not so.” - JRR Tolkien (spoken by Elrond in FOTR)

     

    "Nothing is evil in the beginning. And there was a time when the world was so young, there had not yet been a sunrise. But even then, there was light." - Rings of Power (opening narration by Galadriel, S1E1)

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    Decades pass in the blessed realm, in the undimmed light of the trees. After a while, she can never be sure which of them is seeking out the other. And so they circle one another, until the circle grows so small they are seldom found apart. And when they are, things go wrong.

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    "My queen," she says, crooking her fingers towards herself. "I ache for you. Come to me."

    There is no need to ask again. Galadriel pounces on her, as quick and graceful as a cat, the slight weight of her pinning Bronwyn to the blanket. She bites at Bronwyn's earlobe.

    "Say it again," she breathes.

    Or: Bronwyn and Galadriel spend some quality time together and have a conversation about their surprising situation.

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    1/1
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    6
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    "Bronwyn saw us fucking in this tent last night," she hisses.

    "Invite her to join us next time," Halbrand murmurs in her ear, and Galadriel shoves him back and stares at him, certain it's a joke, but no, he grins wickedly and adds, "Better yet, ask them both. Arondir is quite a handsome elf."

     

    (Or: Bronwyn becomes an accidental voyeur and is pretty into it, Galadriel learns some new things about her husband's past and her own desires, Arondir just wanted to get some rest but is open to new ideas, and Halbrand is enjoying all of this way too much.)

    Series
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    English
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    14,114
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    2,279

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