Hellglow



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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    “But you admit it! You did tempt me!”

    “I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”

    He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”

    “Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”

    or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness

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    01 Jul 2026

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    After the Second Coming fails to bring about the end of the world, Aziraphale and Crowley are abruptly dumped back on Earth with no miracles, no instructions, and far too much unresolved tension. Also, apparently, a lifespan.

    What follows is twenty-four hours of disastrous flirting, horny panic, bad decision-making, and the increasingly undeniable realization that they’re finally allowed to have each other. If they could just figure out how to talk like actual adults — and perhaps come up with a plan before everything becomes catastrophically emotional — this would probably be easy.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child.

    The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale steps out of his comfort zone and books a two-week holiday at a nudist resort, hoping to escape the mundanity of his life and learn to love himself in ways he’s never quite known how to.

    Crowley’s been a regular at Eden Hotel & Spa for a long time, staying for an entire month every summer in order to relax his body and mind from the never-ending stress of his corporate job.

    When they meet, sparks fly. But is this just a summer fling? Or is it only the beginning of their story?

    (Spoiler: It’s only the beginning.)

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    17 Jun 2026