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You'll Never Get to Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) by KannaOphelia for romana03
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Dec 2019
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“I need you,” said Aziraphale, which was far more straightforward than Crowley had been expecting, even after two bottles of wine. The angel stared at his plate, turning as red as the little gems of pomegranate seed on it.
“Well,” Crowley said, at last, trying to keep any giveaway hoarseness out of his voice. “Here I am."
“It’s just that—oh, dear, some things are so difficult to say over the telephone apparatus, aren’t they? Especially if you have your voice messages on. It feels so impersonal, and I really couldn’t wait any longer to ask."
“Good strategy. I’m right here, go ahead,” Crowley said encouragingly, wondering if he should reach for the angel’s hand. Unfortunately, the angel’s closest hand was gripping cutlery as if it was a lifebuoy. Crowley considered putting his hand on one invitingly touchable thigh instead.
“Will you come to a party with me?"
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Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books).
Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated.
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Bookmarked by Heterodoxy
08 Mar 2026
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2022年三月，Liam Gallagher外出晨跑时遭遇车祸，被置于诱导昏迷。在他蛰伏休养，重整羽翼之际，他的家人在他身边聚集起来，其中也包括最不情愿到场的那位家庭成员。
或者：Noel Gallagher（终于）不再放任他的爱沉眠于一潭死水之下。Series
- Part 1 of World That's Been and Gone
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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Bookmarked by Heterodoxy
04 Mar 2025
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亚茨拉菲尔三十多岁，没谈过恋爱，没去过任何夜间娱乐场所，甚至没买过性爱机器人，像是活在至少三百年之前。某天晚上，他在垃圾堆里发现了一台被淘汰的机器人——性爱机器人AJC800。后来他成了安东尼·J·克罗里。
关于“有自由意志的机器人是残次品吗”，“机器人可以有灵魂吗”，“爱是可以被计算的吗”，“机器小狗会感到快乐吗”，“负面情绪是人类触摸星空的绊脚石吗”以及“不够优秀的人类是错误代码吗”。Bookmarked by Heterodoxy
03 Mar 2025
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For the first time, Aziraphale's body is, well, responding, if you catch my meaning. But it only responds to Crowley.
Basically a bunch of scenes where Aziraphale is terribly excited about everything sexual congress has to offer.
Starring: Very Horny Aziraphale and Very Affectionate Crowley
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Bookmarked by Heterodoxy
28 Feb 2025
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A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.
Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.
Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
Updates (almost) every Friday!Series
- Part 1 of LTFA Events
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Bookmarked by Heterodoxy
10 Feb 2025