7 Works by Hetfields_Back_Muscles
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Blood of Heroes by Hetfields_Back_Muscles, TheNaughtyNun
Fandoms: Metallica, Megadeth, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 May 2026
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In Bree, a wandering Hobbit crosses paths with the Heroes of Eriador. What begins with mischief at the Prancing Pony soon leads him northward, towards a road of peril and perhaps, a most unlikely bond of companionship.
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Insatiable Desires by Hetfields_Back_Muscles for TheNaughtyNun
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Apr 2026
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Bilbo is making second breakfast.
Thorin is hungry.
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Fifteen years after Metallica replaced their drummer and friend, James Hetfield sees a familiar name on a tennis broadcast in a bar in Arizona.
It wasn’t supposed to end that way. But it did.
Now James can’t look away.
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James Hetfield finds a mysterious, ornate lamp on a hunting trip that changes everything.
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James Hetfield is quiet, closed-off, and about to be married. Lars Ulrich is a Danish drifter chasing cowboy dreams and quarter horses across the flatlands of America. The both take a summer job herding sheep on Brokeback Mountain, where it becomes much more than just the sheep. It's something that neither of them are ready for, yet neither of them can shake.
A Brokeback Mountain-inspired one shot type AU about isolation, longing, and forbidden, unshakable love.
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Tuesday’s Gone, No One to Blame but the Road by Hetfields_Back_Muscles for TheNaughtyNun
Fandoms: Metallica
06 Jul 2025
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James Hetfield is a gruff, sun-scorched trucker with more silence than future, driving west with nothing but old tapes and regrets. Lars Ulrich is a rich boy runaway in short-shorts, thumb out on a desert road, all chatter and charm and trouble.
It’s just a ride. Until it isn’t.
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Little Shop of Whores by Hetfields_Back_Muscles for splatcube
Fandoms: Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
14 Nov 2024
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There were days Seymour wondered if Skid Row was purgatory. Then Orin Scrivello walked into the flower shop, and he stopped wondering...