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“Desperate for the easiest possible way, people start buying absolute jackshit because they think it’ll help, and when they inevitably fail they feel even guiltier and they’re doing even worse than before. It’s equally amusing every year.”
“Then why are you suggesting we do it?”
Crowley looked at him blankly and shrugged. “Because we make Resolutions every year, and we’re always piss drunk. S’a nice tradition, really. I’ve grown quite attached.”
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The One Where Crowley Adopts A Rat by Himbocracy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Dec 2019
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The life of the common rat is nasty, brutish, and short. In order to avoid a brush with the reaper, it must beware of a plethora of dangers, such as cars, poison, or the Pest Control blokes from Fenchurch Street.
On top of that, the rat also has to deal with its fair share of natural predators. There’s Graham, employee of the month. There’s owls, foxes, snakes.Not that there are very many snakes slithering around London these days.
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‘tis but a Flesh Wound! by Himbocracy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Nov 2019
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In which there is cuddling and bonding over past discorporation.
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This was inspired by a tumblr post about what happened to user @dreamlogic on tumblr. The post EMANATED A/C vibes, and I couldn’t help myself. I hope no one’s mad at me for using a poor soul’s misfortunes as inspiration for my fanfic...
In Crowley assumes Aziraphale was talking to him, when he actually meant his cat.
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So here he is: a monster in the wilderness, a shadow crawling in the sun, trying desperately to be more than his nature. Than the terrified creature two centuries of torment shaped him into.
(Or Astarion reclaims his personhood, one fraught, determined step at a time. And with a little help along the way.)
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01 Sep 2026
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Aziraphale ascends to the highest level of the Archangels. And he remembers—well. It’s not important what he remembers.
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The Senator and the Pizza Guy by sinkburrito
Fandoms: Ancient History RPF, Julius Caesar - Shakespeare
30 Mar 2020
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Octavian orders pizza, Julius is frazzled, Antony is confused, and Pompey runs for the senate. It's not Ancient Rome.
Also features dubious parenting, more pizza, and angry toddlers.Bookmarked by Himbocracy
26 Oct 2021
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It's the fall of 1989, and two spies have been meeting in St. James Park for 22 years. Now their time together is coming to an end.
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14 Sep 2021
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A Precise and Accurate History of Monday, Eleven Years Later by Giddygeek
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