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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. However, all of this is about to change as V1 is catapulted into the universe of Team Fortress 2 in the midst of the war between the mercenaries and Gray Mann’s robots.

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    13 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Her brilliant plan was as follows:

    1. Hide right up against the wall next to the door out of the Abyss so the Pale Bellend didn’t see her immediately.

    2. When he walked through the door, waste no time in hitting him in the back of the head, or the back of whatever she could reach with her club to stun him and give her more time to enact step 3.

    3. Run like hell, and pray that getting unexpectedly whacked in the back of the head stunned him long enough for her to make a clean getaway, since he would presumably be coming down here alone.

    4. Make good use of her intangibility to escape and haul ass to the Resting Grounds as fast as possible, putting all her ninja skills to good use in avoiding detection from basically everyone, since she could trust basically no one to not rat her out if the king put a bounty on her head or some shit like that.

    She operated under the KISS method of planning. It was an acronym that stood for ‘Keep It Simple, Stupid.’

    But then again, no plan survived contact with the enemy.

    This was going to suck, wasn't it?

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    09 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    A series of short one-shots that were either scrapped ideas for Orlando Reread or highly requested events.

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    15 Aug 2025

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    After thirty six long years of suffering, repeating and repeating a cycle of sorrow and pain as if it were some punishment, Roland has been brought to his last wind at the feet of a friend. Cursing himself- his sorrow- as he accepts this finality, to close his eyes one final time and pray and wish that he'd forget it all.

    So, imagine his surprise when he wakes up breathlessly, in a dingy apartment somewhere in the city decades before he lost it all- Fixer's license waiting its use and a world untainted by his sins.

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    15 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    It's a lovely, sunny day within Crossroads.
    When something suddenly.. Changes. Firebrand doesn't notice it at first, but Venomshank does. The SFoTH don't know what happened, but it doesn't seem like it's doing much to the Inpherno.

    Papa Louie wasn't exactly sure when the 'world shift' happened, but it's not like it's doing much to stop business. In fact, things seem like they're booming! Maybe he could open a new restaurant in these conditions.

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    28 Jul 2025