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How odd that on a routine Doxy removal by herself, The Golden Girl encounters an infestation of more Doxys' than has ever been recorded.
Like… in the history of the Magical Creatures Liaison Department (where she works).
Like… in the history of Wizarding Britain (where she lives).
PS: Their venom is very poisonous and causes vivid, intense hallucinations and renders a person completely unconscious before a brain melting death - did you know?
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The one where Hermione has a super secret admirer... who sends her un-traceable Doxy infestation removal requests. Who apparently has her home address. Who likes her new red dress.
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Hermione Granger and the Mortifying Ideal of her Sexual Awakening. by HouseNotHome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Mar 2023
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She's only following the mind-healers orders, it isn't her fault that Draco found her Sex List and has brought it up in the potions classroom....
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The one where Hermione finds herself caught in the library after hours, researching time travel in the restricted section by none other than Head Boy and Prefect, Tom Riddle. With no explanation to why she has been avoiding him since her arrival and no reasoning towards a nighttime restricted section addiction (he has caught her more than once now), Hermione must improvise her explanation in regards to her actions to stay a student at Hogwarts.
God damnit... all she wants is a little quiet time.
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Draco Malfoy is not, necessarily, a good guy. Maybe he could have been, once, but he chose differently. Some (everyone) might say he chose wrong.
After years in Azkaban and an extended house arrest sentence, he is released unto a world that somehow has only gotten worse while he was away… and rather than fix it, he falls right into step.
Or does he?
The Devil Works Hard
or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World
or: Who Needs Love Letters When Instead You Can Write Hate Notes - Draco Malfoy’s Guide to True Love
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06 May 2026
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chew me up, but don’t spit me out by damagecontrol (microdamage)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2024
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Regulus has it all figured out. He keeps men on a rotating roster so none can get too close, works nights as a dancer to make the most of his chronic insomnia, and pushes everything he doesn’t want to remember about the past ten years into the recesses of his mind. It’s easier to pretend none of it ever happened.
But when James Potter crashes into Regulus’ life with his fancy sports car, wealth beyond measure, and devil’s smile, it marks a switch in the natural order of things. James is a client; Regulus isn’t allowed to fall in love with him. Except James is the first man in a long time who can see past Regulus’ carefully constructed façade, and who could ever resist the temptation of being known?
Or, this is a story about identity, addiction, self-expression, and love in all of the varying shapes they can take.
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12 Dec 2025
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Muggle Studies and Words We Swore to Never Say Again by wicked_reads (VPenaWrites)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jul 2024
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The war is over. Voldemort is dead. Everything is back to normal. Or, as normal as they can be...
In the aftermath of the Second Wizarding War Hogwarts opens its doors to former students who were unable to complete their final year. Hermione Granger, returns for the optional eighth year hoping to find the normalcy that the war stole from her. It should be no trouble, after all is she not the brightest witch of her age? But when her own mind is working against her and she finds herself unable to cope, Hermione finds relief in the most unlikely of friends.
For Draco Malfoy the eighth year at Hogwarts is not optional. Surrounded by people who would rather see him as dead as the Dark Lord, Draco must prove to the Ministry that he is reformed if he ever wants to rejoin Wizard society. Suddenly Hermione Granger of all people becomes his only hope of making it through his classes and passing the N.E.W.Ts. Hermione Granger whom he tormented for years. Hermione Granger whom he couldn't even raise a hand to save from his family.
She should hate him. She should want him dead. She should not be the only person who brings his soul comfort, who offers warmth in his cold, unforgiving darkness.- Language:
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09 Feb 2024
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The Halloween party takes an unexpected turn for Hermione.
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14 Jan 2024