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In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru
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His chin is captured, held still, a thumb presses up against his mouth, and Deidara thrashes – "Please remain calm, Shinobi-san. You are being healed as we speak," a deep and smooth and emotionless voice intones, and Deidara peeks out an eye.
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29 Oct 2025
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“I mean,” Deidara growls, “you’re you from the future.”
“Of course I am,” Itachi says, like Deidara is a bit slow.
“And I’m me from the future,” Deidara continues, feeling a bit hysterical. Whatever Itachi did with the chakra nexus on the forbidden island, it ended with both of them traveling through time. “What the F––,” Deidara yells, and then tries to punch Itachi in the face again.
OR: Deidara unwillingly signs up for Itachi's personal time-travel fix-it fic.
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26 Oct 2025
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The Unspeakables think inter-universal travel is dangerous because it might cause information contamination or an increase in universal entropy. But, for Teddy Lupin, the real reason people shouldn't travel between universes is the chance that they might fall in love with a person who shouldn't exist—a person who is supposed to feel like Teddy's brother, not like his perfect match.
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06 Oct 2025
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At The End of The Rope by shiftylinguini for iamisaac (sabethea)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jan 2017
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Everyone presents in the springtime of their fifteenth year, and no one was more excited about this than James ― or more disappointed when it didn’t happen. But that’s okay, at twenty-two he’s now made peace with being an Absent Presentation, and with his conviction that no one in their right mind would want to be with or claim someone like him, least of all the person he really wants. He’s got his work and his right hand, and even if he sometimes thinks about what it would be like to be honest with Teddy about how he feels, he knows he couldn’t bear the rejection ― at least, that’s what he tells himself when he can’t get to sleep at night.
But all that is tested after a run-in with an overzealous admirer and a routine Auror call-out gone drastically wrong. As James is left now presenting in full as an Omega, and bound to stay in Teddy’s presence, the careful balancing act he’s built his life around grows more precarious by the second.
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