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- Merlin (TV) (1)
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It was desperation above anything else that drove Arthur to say, “If this is a joke, then tell me now and I’ll let it go.”
But he knew it was no joke. It was the shattering of Arthur’s heart that confirmed Merlin’s admission more than the words themselves. Merlin would never play such a cruel trick.
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Merlin places his trust - and his magic - in the wrong hands.
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Becoming too comfortable on a planet like Chorus, where even the florae were either poisonous or carnivorous, was Tucker's first mistake.
His second was ever trusting Felix.
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“You sure you’re okay?”
“I’m fine. Really,” she said, lying through her smile.
Here she was, alone with Ash in the most beautiful city they had ever travelled to – so beautiful it had earned the title the City of Love – and she still couldn’t confess how she felt about him.
She knew she needed a push, but the only person who really inspired her was the one person she couldn’t turn to for help.
Or… could she?
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Serena has a grand plan to finally confess her love to Ash, but she soon realises it will take more than just a pretty backdrop to spill her heart.
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When the worst of the universe becomes too much for even the Doctor to handle, she runs to her safe haven. But there are monsters on Earth, too - just not the ones she was expecting.
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When Harry blows up Aunt Marge, Dumbledore decides he can't be left to his own devices in Diagon Alley for the whole of August and sends him to stay with the only person available - one highly displeased Severus Snape. Harry, for his part, doesn't think this summer could get any worse. After all, what could be more unpleasant than living with Professor Snape?
Finding out that Draco Malfoy is also staying at Spinner’s End, of course.
None of them know how they'll survive a month in each others' company, but they might just come out the other side with something they all need the most: a family.
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- Part 1 of A Patchwork Family
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talented amateurs by Heavenward (PreludeInZ), PreludeInZ for Corby (corbyinoz)
Fandoms: Thunderbirds
26 Jan 2026
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Penelope, Gordon, and the aftermath of an afterparty.
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12 Dec 2025
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Sherlock knew that he could thoroughly rely upon John Watson's moral sense. And that's why he knew that Lestrade was wrong, wrong, wrong.
"An hour's history of two minds is well told in a game of chess." - José Raúl Capablanca
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12 Oct 2025
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Chorus is a shitshow.
Good thing Freelancer armor comes with Skype pre-installed.
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13 Aug 2025
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The best-laid plans of mercenaries and magicians...
In the aftermath of the rout at Ealdor, a mercenary leader tries to hold his small band of survivors together and extricate them from the mess he got them into. He thinks he’s come up with a simple plan to save them all, but things soon stop going according to the script. And then they meet with a group of knights, led by a knight who calls himself Sir Andrew of Dollop Head.
Arthur decides, for who-knows what reason, that he wants to spend his honeymoon chasing a gryphon all over Camelot. Merlin, as ever, is tagging along behind Arthur, but his usual plan of pretending to be a simple servant isn't working. Arthur has been behaving strangely ever since their return from Ealdor, and Merlin is worried. On the road, they meet with a small band of riders who insist that they are also Knights of Camelot, and Arthur comes up with a strange new plan all of his own...
Finally finished!
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