I_AM_RYAN_REYNOLDS
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London, 1887: Draco Malfoy, Lord St. Armand, is in want of a wife- and his long-time lover and companion, Captain Theodore Nott, bastard son of the Earl of Shrewsbury, knows just the girl. Miss Hermione Granger, newly created Lady Hermione, is the untamable daughter of an upstart nouveau riche doctor turned business tycoon. After meeting at a clandestine salon, Theo knows Hermione is just the woman for Draco to take to wife- that is, if he doesn't fall in love with her first.
Expect: slow burn, historical intrigue, and polyamorous romance
Historic AU, no magic
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11 Aug 2026
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Two years after divorce, Hermione Granger was finally learning how to love herself. At thirty-three, Hermione was ready to take her life back in her hands and do the things that would bring her the joy and happiness that had been put on the back burner her entire life.
During a Fall Out Boy concert, Hermione's life takes an unexpected turn. Approached by two boys who are seemingly too young for her, she hesitates. But with a nudge from her best friend, she decides to embrace the moment. Little did she know, this encounter was just the beginning of a new chapter.
Much to her surprise, seven months later, while visiting Lavender in Vegas and sitting rink side at her first ever hockey game, who appears in front of her on the ice, but none other than the two boys she'd tried forgetting about, Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Now that they've found her again, the boys have made it clear they never intend on letting her out of their sights ever again.
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10 Aug 2026
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Hermione Granger has been captured and her body sold.
When Miss Hermione Granger is kidnapped by Lady Bellatrix Lestrange, she expects torture. She does not expect to awaken in the bed of England’s most notorious dukes. Plural.
Cursed, disguised, and unable to reveal her own identity, Hermione becomes the final act in Bellatrix’s cruel revenge against her rebellious nephew, Draco Malfoy. By the time the truth is uncovered, her reputation is destroyed, and both Draco and Theo find themselves tangled with the young debutant in irrevocable ways. Draco has no choice but to marry Hermione… and to her confusion, Theo is part of the packaged deal.
As war with Napoleonic France rages in both the magical and Muggle worlds, Hermione, Draco, and Theodore Nott must navigate impossible choices, dangerous secrets, and a bond none of them ever sought. And Bellatrix’s game is far from over.
It’s why-choose but not in the way you think. It’s deranged and smutty and still somehow quite a bit proper? Let’s rip some bodices, bitches.
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10 Aug 2026
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Five years with Ron Weasley and all Hermione Granger has to show for it is a cold flat, a broken heart and his voice in her head telling her she was always too much.
So when her friends shove a dating app into her hands, she swipes on a dare.
One night. Two matches. And a version of herself she'd forgot, clawing back to the surface.
It should have been a bit of fun, a way to feel something again. She wasn't supposed to want them both.
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"You're assuming I'll say yes."
"You already have. You just haven't said it out loud." And then, before she could reach for the last word – because he was never going to let her have it: “Wear something I can get off you with one hand. I'll be busy with the other."
And just like that the line went dead.
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09 Aug 2026
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Somewhere along the way Hermione realized she wasn't just fascinated by the concept of a sex club, she was itching to learn more about it's reality.
Enter Dorset Hall, highly regulated, ministry approved. Hermione herself took part in the permitting. On a whim, she sends off her application and later that evening gets her first taste of the club life. From witnessing her friends in a fit of passion to partaking in a scandalous party game, she's already surpassed so many barriers she didn't know she had.
Enter two wizards. Draco Malfoy, known to all for the way he used to taunt her. Theodore Nott, known to all for his friendship to Draco and his competitive nature in academia. Known to few, however, their decade long relationship. Known to nobody? Their long-held fascination with a certain witch.
It doesn't take much for Hermione to be ensnared by the men, hardly an ounce of effort on anyone's part. But the evening to follow? Fruitful in its efforts, indeed.
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08 Aug 2026