I_am_a_simp
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Panem et Circenses by I_am_a_simp for WhitePhoenix
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
22 Feb 2026
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“Sign with your blood or your sweat, Yoichi,” whispered Michael Kaiser.
The distant roar of the crowd vibrated through the stone floor like a rhythmic, hungry heartbeat. Dust motes danced in the single shaft of light breaking through the iron bars, illuminating the heavy, oppressive air of the ludus. The smell of iron, blood and stale despair hung thick in the dungeon, a scent so pervasive it seemed to coat the back of the throat.
Kaiser stood before the cell, an apparition of pristine nobility amidst the filth. He extended his ornate walking cane, the gold tip catching the light, and hooked it under the chin of the sweating, battered gladiator, forcing his head up.
"Smile, Yoichi," Kaiser purred, his blue eyes gleaming with a terrifying mixture of possession and amusement. "I am the man who is pulling you out of this hole. And from this moment on, the only one you will ever belong to."
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Rudo and Zanka try to talk things out, but of course it doesn't go as planned.
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- Part 3 of The drinking contest
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Zanka has to bear with the consequences of what happened, but wait... what did even happen?
This is part two of my work, You had enough, didn't you?
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- Part 2 of The drinking contest
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Somehow Zanka really has a talent for getting beaten up.
Or what happens if Jabber tests his new Love Poison on poor Zanka and Rudo has to bear with the consequences
(Caretaking for that turdface was not Rudos bucket list). -
You had enough, didn't you? by I_am_a_simp
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
02 Sep 2025
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Enjin lets his children take an important step towards adulthood, but was that really such a good idea?
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- Part 1 of The drinking contest
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A Field of Thorns and Bullets by ieateditall
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
13 Jun 2025
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“I thought you were meant to do the impossible?”
“Loving you isn’t impossible Yoichi” Kaiser assures, averting his wistful eyes, “but accepting your love in return is.”
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Canon divergence where Isagi and Kaiser both go to ReAl Madrid. (In which their rivalry takes a few…unexpected turns?)- Language:
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Bookmarked by I_am_a_simp
23 Feb 2026
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By definition, ailurophilia is the love for cats. For two ex-warlords it's just another nuisance in blue fur that appeared after loosing their previous headache of a clown. Even then, there was never anything they could do to stop the inconvenient, growing devotion to a furry bastard who refused to die. They never expected any of this but least of all, that the damn cat purring on their lap would be non other than their lost figurehead.
Bookmarked by I_am_a_simp
07 Feb 2026