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    Rumi, Mira and Zoey end up attending the same interspecies college, and get randomly assigned as roommates.

    Demon Rumi, Vampire Mira, and Werewolf Zoey - What could go wrong?

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    The vampire looked down slowly at the mess on her clothes, then back up.

    Rumi’s heart slammed against her ribs like it wanted out.

    “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” the girl said, her voice cold and flat.

    Rumi stepped forward without thinking, pressing the flimsy paper napkin against the slick black leather covered in her lunch.

    “I—I’m so sorry,” she stammered, every syllable tripping over the last. “I didn’t mean—I wasn’t looking and—”

    “You didn’t mean to walk straight?” the vampire snapped, voice slicing clean through her apology. “Or use eyes that work?”

    Up close, the vampire’s presence hit like a cold front.

    Terrifying, her instincts offered.

    Beautiful, her brain added unhelpfully.

    And here she was… rubbing at her chest.

    The motion was clumsy and awkward—her brain screaming at her to help clean while her hands were busy doing exactly the kind of contact you’d never want to initiate with a stranger.

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    Tony Stark had lost his son when he was only 2 years old, stolen away in broad daylight with nobody the wiser of what exactly happened. Years later, Tony has just made it through the disaster with Ultron. He is trying to keep himself and the team together but relationships are strained and tempers are running high.
    Then a random turn of events leads to his path crossing with that of a particular vigilante. They are strangers to each other, or so they think.

    Peter Parker is on top of the world. After a few shitty years, losing his parents and then losing his Uncle, things are finally looking up. Sure he lives in a crappy little apartment with his Aunt but he might have just found his mission in life.

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    This is an AU story obvious by some of the tags. I'm starting out a few weeks after Age of Ultron took place. Civil War will be a thing.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    Peter watched.

    He watched his father, Tony Stark, build a family from nothing. He watched him track down each Avenger, and offer each one a home. He watched him find his brother, Harley, and take him in. He watched him knit everyone into a family at the top of New York City.

    A family that Peter was not a part of.

    Neglected by his 'family' and overshadowed by his brother, Peter finally decides to stop watching.

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    03 May 2025

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    He was an absolute mess. There was always some kind of stain on him, a lingering remnant of whatever questionable concoction he had thrown together for himself.

    Showers were a rare occurrence, something he only bothered with when Papyrus finally couldn’t stand the stench and nagged him into it.

    And who could forget the time she caught him gleefully scooping up an entire lasagna that had tumbled onto the floor? "Lasagna De Le Carpet” he called it, as if it were some kind of delicacy.

    Then there was his constant need to make her the punchline of every joke, delighting in pushing her buttons just to see her reaction.

    Yes, Sans Serif was lazy, messy, and perpetually obnoxious.

    There was no way, absolutely no way, she could ever find herself attracted to someone like him.

    …Right?

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    Grillby had a good life, he had a roof over his head, his adopted child was safe and went to school regularly, and while he may be running an illegal speakeasy, it wasn't hard to pay off the cops. He had friends, he had a good life.

    So, when his child, Frisk, is kidnapped and he is attacked, he strikes a deal with the head of the Font Family -- anything to keep Frisk safe.

    He wasn't expecting a marriage proposal.

    He also wasn't expecting to fall in love with Gaster.

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    22 Oct 2024