IfNoOneElseWillWriteItThenIFuckingWill



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    In which Merlin wakes up and chooses violence, and decides not to rethink that choice.

    Or: Merlin realizes that, if he's going to keep Arthur safe and keep his magic a secret, he will have to get a little bit physical. Arthur has to rethink everything in existence when he's suddenly forced to confront the fact that Merlin can fight, and is in fact, bloody dangerous

    Or: The author randomly thought "Murder Twink Merlin" while re-watching the show, and decided it was his mission in life to make that a tag.

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    28 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    “I heard your power’s out,” he says.

    She stares at him for a moment, blinking like she’s still buffering. “Did I tell you that?”

    “No,” he admits. “You mentioned your building's grid was ancient last week. And I remembered the storm today.”

    He lifts the bag a little. “I brought candles. And those cookies you pretend you hate but always eat six of.”

    Angela opens the door wider. “You’re a weird kind of thoughtful, you know that?”

    “I try not to be obvious about it."

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    In the creche, many stories are told. The creche masters make sure that every youngling learns the very foundation of our beliefs through these stories. It is an intricate web.
    But there is one story that the creche masters do not tell.

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    29 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    “This is a ghost story,” says the ghost.

    His name is lost to time at this point. The only person alive to have known his name is dead now from his own madness and hubris. He’s a handsome man in a frail and sickly sort of way with chin-length white hair and bright eyes. He’s tall, but hunches in on himself with a shyly wry smile on his lips.

    This is the First.

    The vestiges of One for All's past users are ghosts. So obviously, this a ghost story.

    Right?

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Dream is traveling across the country, trying to get to his friends before the zombies do. Technoblade is following along, disjointed memory giving him nothing better to do than stick with the first person he never had any urge to attack, no matter how good he's gotten at suppressing said instincts. A ceramic mask on Dreams face hides him from all zombies. Technoblade's own undead blood leaves them no reason to attack him, either.

    It makes a pretty lackadaisical approach to the apocalypse, stopping at libraries, filming ducks and helping other survivors whenever they cross paths. The two make it work.

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    28 Jul 2025