Ignatius_Stormborn
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Ineffably Sorted by Ignatius_Stormborn
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Feb 2024
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Aziraphale doesn't remember the elevator to heaven taking quite this long. No matter, it's giving him time to ruminate on the sort of angel he is, and the sort of demon Crowley is.
And, perhaps, the sort of thing they could be together.
Now, how long does this elevator usually take? And where did Metatron fade off to?
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"You're the bad guys" he hadn't meant to say but had said anyways. He'd lumped Crowley in with the sort he wasn't, not really, not anymore. He'd been trying, albeit unsuccessfully, to explain all of this to Crowley. Neither of them are the angel sort, but Crowley still has enough in common with that sort to justify resorting.
Or so Aziraphale had thought.
He knew he wasn't the perfect angelic sort. He was a hedonist, full of pride for his bookshop, envious towards the bicycle girl's possession of Agnes Nutter's book, and utterly incapable of apologizing unless in the form of a dance.
And then there was the blasted way Crowley insisted on sauntering with his snake-hips.
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I (Don't) Wanna Be Where the People Are by Ignatius_Stormborn
Fandoms: Gotham (TV), DCU (Comics)
06 Aug 2023
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Edward Nygma has never been (nor ever wanted to be) normal. He is perfectly happy as a merman, thank you very much. He just wishes he had someone to share his secret with. After telling Isabella, Ed finds himself drugged and kidnapped. Will Oswald find him before it's too late? Of course he will, Ed just needs to have patience. If only his hallucination self would stop pointing out things about Oswald that Ed is trying so hard to ignore.
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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09 Aug 2023
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To tie up the loose ends of a hunt, Dean is forced to go undercover and visit Brock Pleasure Ranch, a horrifying establishment that markets its inhabitants to people with ‘monstrous’ tastes.
It should have been a simple thing, to persuade a mer to give him a few scales for a spell. All part of the usual Winchester byline: saving people, hunting things.
But Castiel is far less of a ‘thing’ than Dean expected. He might not be human, but he’s definitely a person.
And that means he needs saving, too.
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13 Feb 2021
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He Fell into a Faerie Ring by VolWolf
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
30 Sep 2020
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Traders are a gossiping sort. If there was a scandal within the noble houses of Posada, you’d hear about it in Cretegor by the end of the week. So, the quick spread of a rumor about a little village in the Kestrel Mountain range was not at all surprising. What was surprising was the story that the traders wove. They said that Luibhtorrach, a sad, ghost of a farming town, had miraculously become a hub for trade, as if overnight. Their lands unbelievably fertile and brimming with crop. Even stranger, each and every one of Luibhtorrach’s people professed that their good fortune was the work of a mysterious beast they’d claimed as their personal deity. Most recent news foretold of their plans to throw a midsummer festival celebrating this newfound god. In preparation, silken blue banners were erected in every corner of the town, each bearing the symbol of their new patron: A delicate dandelion wrapping around a golden sun.
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Jaskier accidentally becomes the god of a village he stumbled upon after Geralt’s post-dragon hunt meltdown. Maybe it had something to do with his new look.Series
- Part 1 of It’s Tough to Be a God
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02 Oct 2020