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Kaveh’s tattoos are praised by celebrities and magazines alike, but somewhere along the path to his success, the meaning bled out of his art. Then, after ten long years, Alhaitham rides back into his life on a motorcycle - rugged, quick-witted, and infuriatingly unforgettable.
With love laced into the ink Kaveh had long since stopped believing in, something beautiful finally begins to take shape once more.
It was too immaculate, really. The sleek countertops, glass partitions, and impossibly white walls gleamed under soft, ambient lighting like they’d never known the comfort of a chaos Kaveh had lived with his entire life. Every surface was made of the kind of material that rejected fingerprints and resisted clutter - sanitized, both physically and emotionally.
Though the district his new studio was in was posh and high-end, it was surprisingly devoid of a single decent coffee shop. Perhaps the elitist locals had never actually tasted good coffee and simply mistook bitterness in a designer cup for depth - much like their conversations.
So far, Kaveh had choked down three lattes and a macchiato that tasted like lukewarm regret with a splash of oat milk.
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29 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy, newly employed Potions Master at Hogwarts, has enough to think about. Creating his own potions, looking after Slytherin house and trying to be a decent enough teacher was already difficult enough. The last thing he needed was an old flame ruining his chances - but one does not simply get over Harry Potter.
A Hogwarts Professor AU in which Draco teaches Potions, Harry teaches DADA, and they both teach each other a thing or two along the way.
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29 Nov 2025
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Never Accept Gifts from Titankins by SoundlessWhisper
Fandom: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Oct 2025
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29 Nov 2025
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Built to Last by kittykatara for BovineBrainwash
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Jul 2025
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CEO Alhaitham thought hiring an architect would be a straightforward transaction.
Enter: Kaveh.
Talented. Infuriating. Beautiful.
Suddenly, the design feels more like a demolition - starting with Alhaitham’s carefully structured life.
“Hi! Sorry I’m a little late,” Kaveh said breathlessly, bright and unapologetic. “Whoever designed your lobby is an asshole - it’s like a corporate minotaur’s labyrinth. I got lost twice.”
“I like the lobby.”
“Of course you do,” Kaveh muttered.
Kaveh was exactly as troublesome as his work. Everything about him was too golden, too confident, too alive for a room full of grayscale - hair like a decadent brushstroke, hands that moved as if drawing invisible lines in the air with every careless gesture.
In other words, a man who made space bend around him.
“Our meeting began two minutes ago,” Alhaitham said flatly. “Though I suppose I should have anticipated that you’d be the kind of person to make an entrance.”
Kaveh simply smiled, sharp and sunlit. “And I suppose I should’ve anticipated that you’re the kind of person who’s profoundly bothered by two minutes of tardiness.”
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28 Nov 2025
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“You have to look a little more into it, Kaveh,” Zakaria muttered. “I'm not puking on you right now because I'm imagining you're a hottie with giant bazongas. I'd rather blow my dad than touch you. No offense.”
Attempting a more sultry tone than usual, Kaveh exhaled a breath of laughter. “I'd rather blow your dad too. Mr. H can get it,” he whispered.
Zakaria barked out a laugh as he leaned closer and ran a hand through Kaveh's hair. “He's seething,” Zakaria whispered in his ear. “Seething. He looks like he's about to explode. It's working, dude... gods, he looks a little scary, actually. Hope he doesn't stab me. When he's drilling you later tonight after my master plan works out flawlessly make sure to remind him that I'd rather fuck a tree stump than touch you like this so I can still be best man at your wedding.”
Or; Kaveh’s childhood friend is sick of watching him and Alhaitham pine helplessly after one another, so he devises a plan to make Alhaitham jealous. Kaveh, under the impression that Alhaitham won’t notice - let alone care - is pleasantly surprised by the result as an entirely new side of Alhaitham is revealed to him.
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25 Nov 2025
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When the alpha prince of Castrum Kremnos first began the process of being bitched into an omega—as unintentional as that may have been on Phainon's part—all he cared about was that his battle prowess was not affected by the change. His scent, his day-to-day habits, his (relatively mild) cycles—all of that could be altered with little to no effect on his life. Fortunately, as the months went on, his immortal form was hardly impacted by his gradual transformation into an omega.
Except for one part of him that had nothing to do with his martial abilities. A part of him that, to his embarrassment, Phainon seemed to love to point out.
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"Wow, you really did get smaller down here, didn't you?"
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21 Nov 2025
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one dozen red roses by meathermac for ryoji
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 May 2025
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There is an inexplicable draw to Veritas Ratio, even as little as Aventurine actually knows about him, something beyond whatever surface level attraction there was to begin with. It’s not so ridiculous—Veritas is attractive, seems to be interested in Aventurine, and inexplicably was able to drop everything to run his mothers’ florist business for three months. That kind of person is fascinating, objectively, and unique things have always caught Aventurine’s attention.
He can’t remember the last time he looked at someone and thought, I think I want to date you, but that’s enough of an anomaly to make Veritas someone worth learning more about.
♡
or, ratio helps run his moms' flower shop, and aventurine winds up buying a lot of flowers.
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21 Nov 2025
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Mydei is about to close the video when Phainon speaks up after being silent for a while:
"I can guarantee that you're all going to enjoy Amphorean Chronicles as much as I do! I can't believe so many of you guys don't know the game, but I'll make sure you get the full grasp of it. Nobody beats me when it comes to it, after all," he says, winking to the camera.
His viewers just leave appreciative comments saying how cute it is for him to be so passionate about the game and encouraging him as a pro, but Mydei's eye has the urge to twitch.
Ah. He can't let this slide now, can he?
Alternatively: Phainon is a popular streamer. Mydei enjoys video games. Castorice accidentally plays wingwoman by introducing them.
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21 Nov 2025
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They’re deep in the ever night beyond Okhema when Mydei notices the subtle change in Phainon’s scent. Phainon has always smelled pleasant enough, aside from the disgusting musk that comes with him being another alpha, but now that musk is more pungent and the other notes more subdued.
“Deliverer,” Mydei says. Growls, really. He’s already annoyed. Phainon should’ve done this math before they left, and now they’re both about to be horribly inconvenienced. “Why are you going into rut?”
When Phainon's ruined suppressants cause him to go into rut unexpectedly, Mydei helps him through it.
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21 Nov 2025
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21 Nov 2025
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“I’m not here to talk, dragon. I’m here to kill you.”
The dragon’s breath quivered as he exhaled, his face downcast. “There’s no time for this. If you don’t leave, death will be upon you.”
“Silence! I've had enough of your hollow words!” Mydeimos shouted, the force of his grip almost cracking the wood of the spear shaft, “A Kremnoan never retreats. Face your destiny, and die in my hands.”
Amid the tension, a gentle breeze appeared. It caressed their skins, rustling the branches around in a sough melody.
The bells of a wedding twisted into a funeral.
To cease the endless conflict between dragons and humans, Castrum Kremnos offers his prince as a bride for the last dragon. Mydeimos, blessed by strife’s gift, climbs a mountain as a wife to return as a widow.
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20 Nov 2025
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It's immature. It's satisfying.
When Phainon kicks him in the stomach to knock him back, he returns the favor. As the other man’s feet readjust to the floor, he spins his sword and hits squarely towards his face with the hilt. The prince's groan is music to his ears. Phainon watches as Mydeimos touches his nose, his hand staining crimson.
Yet, his eyes gradually widen when, instead of cursing, a grin spreads across Mydeimos’ face. Phainon follows those bloody fingers reaching to tempting lips, showing a tongue that tastes them until they are clean.
Fuck. If that’s not the most erotic thing Phainon has witnessed.
“Not bad…” Mydeimos mutters, “... Deliverer.”
In which Phainon sails to confront the captain of The Ruler, Mydeimos the undying, to find out about Nikador's treasure whereabouts. What he gains from their encounters ends up being better than any penny.
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20 Nov 2025
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bend over, let me see you shake your tail feather! by SuugarCake for Angel_Bee_blue
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Nov 2025
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“Have I done something to offend you?”
Aventurine practically heard a record scratch as his naughty daydream came to a halt. “No. Why would you think that?”
“Your feathers,” Ratio admitted a little awkwardly. “They’re... alert again.”
. ♤ . ♡ . ♢ . ♧ .
As a peacock harpy, Aventurine is used to knowing when to artfully strut his stuff to gain an advantage. That all goes out the window when a gorgeous new centaur in town keeps involuntarily triggering his biological response to attract a mate.
Despite the constant blunders and misunderstandings, Aventurine finds himself growing closer and closer to the beautiful and clever man named Ratio. Harpy behaviours are thankfully one of the few things the doctor lacks knowledge in but just how long can Aventurine keep up his nonchalant facade when his tail feathers cause a scene whenever the stallion does so much as smile in his direction?
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Centaur Ratio is none the wiser as harpy Aventurine may as well have a flashing neon sign above his head reading, 'Please Rail Me!'
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- Part 1 of A Tale of Two Tails
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17 Nov 2025
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an impawbable outcome by catboykitchen
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Nov 2025
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“The Cat Distribution System chose you,” Topaz tells him with all the authority of someone specialized in creature companionship magic, so Aventurine believes her unquestioningly.
“There’s a regulatory board for that?”
“No, idiot. That’s just what you say when you find a cat outside.”
In which Aventurine takes home a very large, fluffy, purple cat.
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17 Nov 2025
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Mydei (Beta, 23M) always helps Phainon (Alpha, 25M) with his ruts by faking being an omega while they both know he’s a beta. Dousing himself in perfumes and using fake omega slick as lube to sell the illusion.
Only, Phainon desperately wishes he could just have the beta beneath it all, all while Mydei assumes he doesn’t want him at all.
What’s Phainon to do besides drug himself to make his ruts happen faster to see that beta again?Bookmarked by Ignominiousbagel
13 Nov 2025
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Alhaitham wakes up from anesthesia disoriented, amnesia-ridden, and unable to make much sense of the world. He may not be able to remember the beautiful man at his bedside by name, but he has no doubt that he's the love of his life.
The look in Alhaitham’s eyes was entirely unlike the cool, aloof mask he normally wore, usually impenetrable as a brick wall. “Um - you're... stupid when you come out from anesthesia, I guess, good to kno-”
“Pretty...” Alhaitham interrupted, his eyes soft with adoration as he stared up at Kaveh. “So, so pretty.” Alhaitham repeated, voice tender and reverential. “Are we married?”
“Are we what? O-of course not,” Kaveh spluttered, far too flustered by Alhaitham’s uncharacteristic sweetness.
Absolute devastation flashed across Alhatham’s chiseled, handsome features, his lips curling downward - he was pouting.
“Why not? Have I... not proposed yet? Damn. Why don't you let me kiss you, show you why you should marry me. C'mere,” he mumbled groggily, tugging on Kaveh's hand with surprising strength for someone who’d just awoken from surgery.
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12 Nov 2025
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Alhaitham's expression flickered. Eyes sharpening, he pushed off the wall and stepped into the kitchen. “You think I don't care about anything?” His voice was level, dangerously calm. “All because I don't give a fuck whether the rug is forest green or cedarwood green?”
“No, you-”
Alhaitham closed the remaining distance in a single stride, cutting him off. “You’re so caught up in your own expectations that you never fucking listen.” His voice dropped lower, deliberate, his gaze locking onto Kaveh's like a snare. “Maybe what I care about just isn’t rug shades.”
Kaveh turned his head, trying to look away, but Alhaitham’s fingers caught his jaw before he could escape, firm and unyielding. Their eyes clashed - all at once, everything was too close, too intense.
Kaveh’s back hit the counter as Alhaitham’s free hand slammed onto the surface beside him, caging him in.
Or; a heated argument escalates into something undeniable - something neither of them can ignore.
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12 Nov 2025
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Alhaitham and Kaveh try to unlock a mystery machine that Cyno and Tighnari found outside of the city by combining their elemental energy, leading to... unexpected effects.
“Hm... dangerous?” Kaveh asked, tracing a line of text with his fingertip.
Alhaitham shook his head. “Not dangerous. Just... difficult. The one or two successful records are described as -” he hesitated as he scanned the opposite page quickly. Intimate. Overwhelming. Like two souls intertwining. He snapped the book shut before Kaveh could read that far and cleared his throat again, more gruffly this time. “- a challenge.”
Stretching his arms above his head, Kaveh set his wrench down on their coffee table and straightened. “Well, let’s try it. If it doesn’t work, we’ll stop. Simple.”
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12 Nov 2025
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Marry Me, Financially by kittykatara for Amayax, goldnation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jul 2025
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With a heavy sigh, Kaveh buried his face in his pillow. All of his romantic ideals, as usual, were quashed by the one man he actually yearned for such affections from - a marriage for the sake of fucking tax deductions.
Though it made sense in a cold, rational way, such a logical and disinterested proposal for Kaveh to willingly sacrifice his heart for nothing more than mora cut deep into his chest. And worst of all... Alhaitham was unaware that Kaveh’s heart could never even belong to anyone but him - that he was already the sole benefactor of Kaveh’s silent longing, having stolen Kaveh’s heart against his will long ago.
Kaveh curled around his pillow as if the soft cotton of his pillowcase could offer a reprieve from the turmoil churning deep in his stomach. He’d long since made peace with his unrequited love for Alhaitham, resigning himself to a lifetime of suppressed yearning - but this? This was torture, plain and simple, demanding mental gymnastics that Kaveh wasn’t confident he was flexible enough to contort himself into.
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11 Nov 2025
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Handsome, familiar features gaze back at him, and Mydei’s throat closes. He must be seeing things. There’s no way.
Phainon..?
This close, he’s inundated with the smell of flames, burning ashes and scorched, crackling earth. It's unfettered destruction with slight floral notes, reminiscent of a certain Deliverer.
His veil crumbles into dust right before his eyes.
“Mydei,” the entity whispers, deep and throaty like it’s his first spoken word in years, yet the voice remains recognizable. His golden gaze roams hot over Mydei’s silk covered figure, and Mydei fights the urge to cover himself from view. “It’s you…”
A new prophecy demands Mydei as sacrifice. Cyrene takes the chance to dress him up as a bride.
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11 Nov 2025